Correcting the “Aliens Came to Earth for Gold” Ancient Astronaut Theory

Common sense dictates, if aliens have acquired the technological capabilities and mental intellect to devise an infallible way to navigate the intergalactic star systems, we must agree that they have certainly invented a method by which precious gold can be artificially manufactured using indigenous materials found on their own distant planet - Anunnaki? Perhaps - A civilization which existed in the distant past comprised of gigantic extra-terrestrials is not exiled from the realm of possibilities, however, the belief that this ancient race of over sized, flesh and blood ET’s arrived here on Earth thousands of years ago in an effort to extract bundles of gold to be transported and delivered back home to replenish and save their homeland and species is irreparably flawed. Given a morsel of rational thought, the idea becomes more and more remote and of course unlikely, I’d define it as an isolated inclusion within the bigger, more plausible, universal “Ancient Astronaut” blueprint. If a race of beings from another star system has the ability to create a “Time Machine” or “Time & Space Fabric Manipulator”, two probable methods most Earth-bound scientists now agree would be necessary to achieve interstellar travel, the manufacturing of a yellow metal within a laboratory in the greater picture would seem common place, deeming it profoundly insignificant ~ A task which would be the equivalent of an average minded Earthling conjuring a pasta sauce. Not that difficult unless of course the individual is severely “Culinary Challenged“ ~

The overall “Ancient Alien Theory” I believe includes a wealth of very interesting, sensational, and important findings of merit which must be addressed by mainstream science, and this domain is stuffed with entries that define, fine tune, and “Sluice Out” concrete facts, obvious fallacies, and mysterious myths related to this, and a plethora of other critically pressing topics. My conclusions mirror the majority of work product compiled by my fellow experts in the field of study, the belief that we were in the distant past, and still to this very day, have been visited and infiltrated by an alien species to achieve a multitude of objectives. A strain of extra-terrestrial(s) which has traveled here to fertile Earth in a concerted effort to covertly engage, disrupt, and harm the human species. This malevolent contingent I believe veils itself within the guise of the current day Republican Political Party. How else could you explain their utter disdain for American Democracy, hatred of our Federal Government & its Constitution, and dislike of our booked and pending legislation which ensures adequate healthcare for all human beings from top to bottom. More explicit details on this and related topics can be found in previously archived entries right here within this dynamically charged venue ~

 Gold is considered a much sought after treasure here on Earth for many reasons such as jewelry usage, computer and auto parts etc, a precious commodity that typically commands a healthy premium to own due to its scarcity and significant cost to locate , mine, and process, yet considered a mere trinket for filthy rich millionaires and billionaires. Why a premium? Because it can only be found on this planet in a natural state usually buried beneath barriers such as terra-firma, solid rock, or even submersed under water in streams or lake beds. Gold in general, gathers in what are call “Hot Spots”, and although it can be found in almost every geographical planetary locale, richly saturated “Veins” are sparsely scattered throughout. California is one of the largest and richest depositories of this valuable mineral just to name one primary “Gold Fever” location. Coincidentally, the great golden state does indeed host perhaps the most UFO sightings and encounters in the Continental United States. We as a species are unable to manufacture precious metals at this point in time, unless covert activities are in process at secret venues such as Area 51, hence a finite quantity exists which only serves to enhance the market price, daily value fluctuations notwithstanding. In conclusion however, subsequent to evaluating the “Visitation for Gold” theory we come to the logical conclusion that interstellar travel utilizing unimaginable futuristic propulsion systems or space fabric stretching methods undeniably equals the ability and capability to artificially manufacture this desirable “Stuff”, and alien life-forms either biological or robotic, have indeed mastered the formula and therefore, need not plunder our tiny planet for its hidden treasures nor create a project specific race of “Slave Miners“ to extract and haul it. <> It just didn’t happen <> Alien beings are indeed assimilated here on Earth, but definitely do not have an agenda to steal our finite supply of gold. The general plan is much more sinister <>
 

The Democratic Party - Heaven Sent Angelic Protectors

Within the context of recently indexed and archived editions of “Paranormal Political Files”, we’ve briefly touched upon the realistic possibility that certain elements or rogue factions of the severely tattered, decisively discredited, and alarmingly delusional republican party could conceivably be malicious insurgent alien beings from another world or a leftover dysfunctional breed of humanoid stemming directly from an extra-terrestrial DNA experiment performed centuries ago - Although competing explanations of why a small group of republicans traditionally act as if our ripe planet and her flourishing inhabitants are burdensome to their particular way of life fall far short of a preponderance of evidence, I understand the sinister alien connection presented here for the first time ever is of course ample theoretical hypotheses to digest. But now, with that seasoned recipe inflamed on the front burner to be sauteed' in continuum at this venue, let’s switch intergalactic gears and begin an uplifting, inspirational exploration of those heroic Earthlings delivered to us by the guardian of good who are working tirelessly to protect all of mankind from this malevolent conservative contingent.

“The visible inclusions of this labor and senior citizen friendly creed called “Democrats” are noticeable yet over powered and offset by their persistent willingness to fight for those human constituents who are not of wealthy means - This irrefutably compassionate political party undeniably possesses potentially irreparable flaws which are understandable and accepted as inherent to the intelligent terrestrial life form found here on Earth, therefore forgiven by the vast majority of genuine, law abiding, patriotic Americans“ -

Fortunately, for the collective good of our imperfect yet highly evolved and adequately functional human species, an eclectic and diverse inter-planetary race known more commonly as “Progressive Liberals” is trying desperately to concoct an impenetrable defense to protect us against the alleged malicious conservative alien contingent, thereby enhancing the survivability factor for normal, deity or non-deity worshiping individuals living peacefully here on fertile Earth while suppressing the repugnant republican aggression. A Herculean covert nuisance abatement effort is evidently under way to neutralize and eventually defeat what a growing number of experts would unambiguously classify as a hostile republican alien insurgency, a clan which is unrelentingly attacking our populous from all conceivable angles as it emerges from the dark side. This righteous, powerful force providing the initial canopy of defense against our tea party controlled GOP menace is spearheaded by several of our high profile angelic saviors - This magnificently imposing posse of quilled-pen armed gladiators consists of several election certified human beings including multi-term, beloved California Representative and first “Wonder Woman” Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, lean mean hoop shootin’ machine from Chicago President Barrack Obama, and robotically reserved yet steadfast and firm Senator Harry Reid et al authenticated democrats. As time progresses, they will be replaced periodically by other angelic soles of equal tenacity and we as a unified country with the obvious exception of the not so great state of Texas, shall forever be grateful to this ink filled, saber wielding legislative ensemble and when this insane conservative offensive against the common good of mainstream America is finally quelled and permanently put down, we shall honor their strength and sacrifice in memoriam for future generations of legitimate Earthlings to admire, appreciate, and of course emulate.

Absent this rigorous “Push Back” against the relentless conservative sorties deployed daily via congressional stonewalling, filibustering, propaganda dissemination, disingenuous, self-serving, and misleading legislation, and innumerable other illegal means attempted by tea party beholden ingrates coupled with unscrupulous offensives initiated by extremely wealthy and greed driven deviants, assaults which constantly target innocent, hard working or retired humans domiciled here on this planet, the bulk of our land and fortunes would have undoubtedly been seized forcefully long ago by unilateral eminent domain. Treasure troves of America’s collective wealth aggressively stolen, not to mention the inevitable toll this would have taken on our health. Our valuable terrestrial-based assets to be confiscated and essential life sustaining resources diverted from the poor and middle class then subsequently used gratuitously for local, self anointed aristocracies or reserved for interplanetary delivery to a distant alien world and not necessarily distributed in kind for universal common good right here at home for those who desperately need it. Enter our god given saviors, our abaters, our defenders - Consisting of a small nucleolus of angelic entities who were evidently implanted within this tiny life yielding celestial body third from the sun to uncover the true identity of, and subsequently stave off the “Anunnaki Mistake” called the “Tea Party”, or more commonly referred to by the increasing number of historical investigators as “The Insurgent Republican Alien Contingent” or in brief “IRAC” -

“I realize this may be a difficult subject to digest for most readers and therefore appreciate for what it‘s truly worth at this point in time, even though we as a relatively young, religion rooted civilization have entered a near miraculous nano-byte era where scientific discoveries pertaining to our outer-space and beyond origins have accelerated at the virtual speed of light, but many more than a gaggle of geeky knowledgeable scholars coupled with energetic enthusiasts alike, believe that when the ancient Anunnaki departed Earth centuries ago subsequent to mining adequate quantities of gold to save their distant planet, they neglected to “fix” or de-program the exceptionally porous minds of those slave-like humans who were left behind in haste and miraculously flourished like an infectious plague only to spawn a fresh new batch of their kind” -

End result? The abandonment of a small, un-organized, un-regulated, quasi-barbaric group of experimental individuals who roamed the planet freely while handing down a malicious, confused, severely demented, and greed driven chain of ancestral lineage which had unfortunately survived into our sparkling new millennium - This dysfunctional, diminutive in numbers, degenerately regressivist clan is now called “The Republican Party” in modern times - “The sole quest for riches by this pre-programmed clan evidently resulted in an irreparable “Greed” or “Gold Fever” gene deeply embedded in perpetuity to be inherited forever without impunity” -

Understanding the turmoil and unsafe living conditions a dangerous faction like this would pose to the rest of the civilized world, the theory suggests a cosmic counter insurgency force consisting of “Angelic Protectors” was hand selected by our intangible savior subsequent to intensive surveillance here on Earth. Immediately thereafter, they were organized, meticulously trained, then expediently deployed with an overt mission to identify then efficiently repel this evil minded, terrorizing conservative menace. Nancy Pelosi, a heroic leader and organizer of our powerful angelic contingent has been a champion of the common worker and their resilient middle class families for decades. She has also worked tirelessly to help and assist the underprivileged, senior citizens, and impressionable children of the world. Although her employment stature is technically considered of lower ranking than president, she is without a doubt the unmovable solid rock of this righteous force. Imposing her compassionate motherly will upon the president and various members of congress to do the right thing regardless of the expected consequential “Republican Attack”. This admirable set of values will surely be the cornerstone of her stellar legacy when the last line to define her amazing career is penned.

President Obama, another guardian of good will is a former community organizer who chose early on in his blossoming vibrant career to teach his neighbors as they learned how to mobilize and subsequently make a societal difference ahead of immediately joining the workforce to begin enriching his own life. A values oriented super star who continuously exhibit’s the attributes of a true leader and consummate champion of the people. Lastly, Senator Harry Reid, a powerful man who is seemingly diminutive in physical presence yet a ferocious lion where and when it counts, specifically when defending average human beings, their property, and health. Together with a much larger force of lower profile, democratically affiliated angelic protectors who are diligently working without receipt of visible accolades nor notoriety, the aforementioned modernized “Neo-Gladiators of Good Will” forged a strong unity bond and now work tirelessly as one within political walls and beyond to stave off the relentless “IRAC” and bring the remaining balance of normal human beings which number in the tens of millions, peace, happiness, and the inherent constitutional right to simply live their lives here in America without being constantly terrorized or tormented by an insane republican led insurgency - Let us pray our Democratic Saviors succeed and do everything we possibly can to help, assist, and support them, for your fertile, habitable planet perfectly situated within this seeded solar system together with her indigenous race affectionately called “Mankind” depend on it <>

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