"Bits with a Universal BITE" ~ The Lawful "DISPATCHING" of Putin's Poodle Trump

The Guaranteed Solution is “Clear & Concise” ~ Are Humane Progressive Democrats nestled within the Earth Based Human Body Politic Truly interested in “EXPOSING & Terminating” this Delusional ANTI-Christ, aka Donald Trump before he ACCIDENTALLY, Recklessly or Intentionally Instigates an Irreversible Destabilization & perhaps Total Destruction of Fragile Planet EARTH? ~ If so, here’s the REMEDY ~ Alert all Humans Domiciled within the so called “Rust-Belt” States via the entire line of MEDIA Options ~ Inform them that Legislation will be DRAFTED Immediately by Democrats which contains “Specific & Explicit” Language that Declares a MINIMUM Wage Increase from the “Pitifully Inadequate” current poverty inviting sum of $7.50 per hr, Up to $15.00 per hr to start ~ According to Archived Footage, Trump Promised ALL Voters, especially those within the “RUST Belt”, a RAISE which of course ALL Rational Humans Realize was just another of his infinite number of Egregious LIEs, we all know he has ZERO Intent to do so ~ Case in POINT? So far, ALL Congress Circumventing Executive ORDERs illegaly signed by the ANTI-Christ Drumpf are Designed to SHIFT Massive Wealth AWAY from Americans and TOWARD Wall Street & the ELITEs ~ These ORDERs & Directives Recklessly Flung from the halls of our now TARNISHED Oval Office do nothing but HURT Americans ~

Once the RAISE Increasing Legislation arrives in Congress & American Workers Witness the HESITATION & Ultimate REFUSAL by Republicans and Pseudo-President Trump to sign this into LAW, if their sanity is still intact, this should be enough to ENLIGHTEN Them and ENCOURAGE them to JOIN the Rapidly Growing Resistance AGAINST Republicans & “Delusional” Donald Trump ~

To Date, there’s NO SIGN of a SINGLE Executive ORDER “Designed & Drafted” to ENHANCE the Average American’s LIFE, as a matter of FACT, it has ALL been Cleverly Forged to Adversely AFFECT them and their Families ~ An Uncomfortable, UNFORTUNATE Aftermath of an Illegitimate Pseudo-Presidency with ALLEGIANCEs to Hostile Entities, not Citizens of the USA <>

2016 Presidential Election - United States of EARTH - The TRUMP Con JOB

No, We are NOT COMPARING Apples & Oranges ~ It is Clear & Unambiguously Legible ~ There are no excuses nor can it simply be explained away by the usual perverted pseudo-justification phrase “I’m a Businessman”, which in Reality, is an illegitimate meaningless and un-patriotic mantra which is vocalized constantly by unsavory individuals in a concerted attempt to try to “Justify“ corporate corruption and greed driven behavior ~ Sorry, but this Empty Proclamation does not give you an irrevocable license to move Assets and or Jobs out of the country, nor does it give you the “Green Light” to invest in companies which are based in a communist country like China ~ But it does however prove to the universe that you are indeed a Greed Driven Human Swindler or Hostile Extra-Terrestrial entity who will stop at nothing to enrich yourself at the expense of your country and “We the People“ ~

It’s no closely held secret to those of us who follow and investigate global business dealings that Apple Computer has Ex-Patriated 10’s of THOUSANDs of Jobs to Communist China to maximize profits and meet expected earnings ~ Apple now has Extensive TIES to China and her slave labor work force ~ An unhealthy, unclean, and controversial perverted relationship based exclusively upon GREED and mutual favors ~ Carl Icahn’s Failing Company Icahn Enterprises has a Substantial Investment Stake in Shares of APPLE Computer ~ Donald TRUMP has Pledged that if by that miracle he’s elected president, he will appoint Carl Icahn who now presides over a FAILING Wall Street Company to his cabinet as “Master Negotiator” assigned to handle where else? Yup, China, Japan and perhaps additional regions of the world ~ What? Sound a little suspicious? ~

Considering Carl Icahn has a Massive Equity Stake in Apple Computer and this un-patriotic company tries to Maximize Profits by taking advantage of and exploiting Slave Labor in Communist China, Icahn has a VESTED Interest in Apple Computer STAYING in CHINA or even ex-Patriating more assets and jobs while NOT moving a single brick back to the United States nor replacing a single Chinese Working SLAVE with an American ~ So how could Carl actually negotiate in Good Faith for America and her workers when this enormous conflict of interest exists between the three parties? The united States, Communist China & Carl Icahn? The correct answer is “Good Faith Negotiations” would be virtually impossible and who but Trump would even consider an inept “DEAL Maker” like Icahn‘s anyway? ~

Most GOP Conservative Republican voters are oblivious to the FACTS which unfortunately renders them unaware of this Stunning Arrangement between a Communist Entity such as China, and a GREED Driven Wall Street Hustler, so this shocking development ultimately leads to the only question a concerned Patriotic American on both sides of the isle could possibly ask ~ What is Donald Trump’s “Ulterior Motive” for assigning Carl Icahn to China ? The evidence reveals his genuine reason is certainly not to conduct “Good Faith Negotiations & DEAL Making” for the benefit of the United States & “We the People“ ~ Below is a SUMMARY of the cozy arrangement Icahn now has with Communist China, an arrangement which obviously Disqualifies him from acting as Donald Trump’s “Foreign DEAL Making Agent” despite Trump‘s apparent enthusiasm for his friend and fellow Wall Street Hustler ~

SUMMARY ~ Apple Computer resides in Communist China to take advantage of LOW Paying Slave Labor Wages ~ Apple Makes MORE Net Profit by residing in China due to a Lower Wage Payout ~ Carl Icahn via Icahn Enterprises holds a MASSIVE Stake in Apple Computer amounting to Millions of SHARES which means Carl Icahn has a VESTED Interest in Apple Computer keeping a substantial presence including 10’s of THOUSANDs of Jobs in China ~ With this obvious “Conflict of Interest” looming over Icahn and his Failing Company, WHY is Donald Trump promoting him as his main “Point Man” assigned to “Bring JOBs Back to America” when Icahn has a clear vested interest in keeping as many jobs as possible in China? ~

If you study the irrefutable FACTs of this case, “Ulterior Motive” for an Icahn "Negotiator" position within the White House and NOT necessarily "DEALs" which benefit the United States and "We the People" is the ONLY possible logical conclusion ~

Senator Bernie Sanders To TAX Mitt Romney’s Hidden Off-Shore Bank Accounts

It’s about time we aggressively hunt down these Unscrupulous Un-American Pillagers of the United States & her Treasures which in reality, belong to us as the universal “Community of Citizens” ~ A Campaign Promise by “Values & Integrity Rich” Vermont Senator and 2016 Presidential Candidate Bernie Sanders which will hopefully translate into a Solid Collective Commitment by all Democratic, American Socialist & Independent Public Servants, is to “Locate, Find & Retrieve” Billions and possibly even Trillions in Hidden Treasures which are now snuggly “Stashed & Situated” around the globe and which legally belong to all of us as a Collective American Populace ~ Unlike a maritime expedition to probe unknown oceans and “Sluice & Sift” through ever-shifting under-water sands deep beneath the seas in a futile effort to “Hunt” for what we simply believe to be lost “Illusionary Buried Riches” abandoned centuries ago by fictitious pirates or other scurvy stricken swashbucklers, this “TANGIBLE Corporate Booty” is well documented, well known, and easily identifiable unlike “Ghost Trunks of Gold“ ambiguously annotated on a torn and tattered paper map of shabbily woven thread ~ Cash & Cash Equivalent Treasures of today which we know for an irrefutable FACT do indeed EXIST and simply need to be recovered by a team of capable investigators ~ Bank Records, Public Comment Admissions, Large Purchases of Real Estate, Equities, Wire Transfers, and or other Personal Property Possessions could be considered solid evidence in a court of law to support the fact that an individual and or business entity is indeed attempting to “Hide & Conceal” OUR National Assets in a fraudulent, un-patriotic manner ~

We have voluntarily progressed into the new millennium, an ultra-modern time sneaking up silently on a futuristic society in the year 2016, so WHY do we as a Collective American & Global Society of Earth-Bound Human Beings continue to allow and tolerate Greedy Free Market CAPITALISM Manipulators like Mitt Romney and other Wall Street Swindlers to “Duck & Dodge“ while “Hiding” OUR assets to avoid paying their Tax Obligations by simply Ex-Patriating & Shipping MILLIONs in Cash either physically or electronically to another Country like the Cayman Islands, while Hard Working & Retired Americans who are essentially SLAVES to a job are Forced to “Pick Up“ the TAB and unilaterally ABSORB the financial burden for these Filthy Rich Loafers by paying even higher taxes than would be necessary if the Millionaires & Billionaires repent of their Greed Driven SINs and simply pay their fair share which the law requires of them? ~ NOT interested in paying your legally bound share of taxes? That’s fine, just MOVE yourself and or your greed driven company to another country which is willing to accept your unlawful “Terms of Operation”, however, as a Condition Precedent, you must FORFIET the opportunity to sell your goods and or services to American Consumers ~ YOU are ABOLISHED & Banned from the United States of America ~

Regardless of a Bernie Sanders Presidential win, it’s now time to immediately begin the process of Recovering OUR Assets from Abroad and file EVASION Charges on guilty parties if justified, and then “Compile & Utilize” these much needed funds to finance “Community GOOD“ for ALL Americans and if warranted, distribute portions to Earthlings in Need as a “Global HELP Initiative” ~ We must establish a “National WEALTH Distribution Hub“ to evaluate and administer “Cash Allotments“ to be used to Strengthen & Expand Social Security & Medicare, Finance Long Term Nursing Home Care, Assist the Income Challenged, Assist our Veterans, and Finance Nationwide Infrastructure Projects before we enter a phase of irreversible “CRUMBLING” ~ If an individual and or business entity is allowed to continuously rape this great nation of her treasures un-abated with impunity, then have the audacity to SLAP us right in the face once again by trying to “Hide” these assets in “Secret Caves” located in dark spaces around the globe, then we are destined as a populace to wallow in a state of mere existence, wasting 50% of more of our invaluable time here on EARTH, and in some unfortunate instances, are relegated to intolerable poverty where we inevitably shall die before we even get a FAIR opportunity to live ~ A steady “JOB” or “Slave SLOT” was never the “American DREAM” regardless of attempted brainwashing by CONservative Republicans and FOX Loser Propaganda Channel ~

We must diminish the POWER of the life threatening, invasive “HRAC” by using U.S. and international LAW & ~ These Wall Street Criminals & Swindlers have no right to unilaterally pillage this Fragile Planet and as guardians loyal to a Terrestrial Land, “We the People” have a moral obligation to END this Unlawful “Wealth Accumulation & Stockpiling” being perpetrated right now by a few unscrupulous human and perhaps non-human beings primarily of the CONservative Republican Breed <>

 

“Bits with a Universal BITE” - Installment 1 - “The RETARDATION of Alaska’s Sarah Palin”

“Human Intelligence Procured From Extra-Normal Interstellar Sources” ~ Sarah Palin perhaps NOT of Planet EARTH in January 2016, as she rambled "Robotically & Aimlessly" through a contrived, paper-written speech directed at Republican Presidential Candidate  Donald Trump’s “Special Audience” of purported supporters in Iowa, proclaimed the following in paraphrase as she READ very slowly and perhaps inaccurately from a poorly prepared SCRIPT ~ “President Obama and his “Teleprompters” will soon be out of the White House” ~ The audience was nothing less than Perplexed as she "Stumbled & Fumbled" pathetically through the remainder of her retro-archaic nonsensical words ~ "The Retardation of Sarah Palin" <> <>

Why on Earth Would YOU as a Human VOTE for a Capitalist Republican?

As I’ve clearly articulated in previous PPF entries, I believe republicans to be in-human, an observation based primarily upon decades of monitoring their actions, not just listening intently to their disingenuous words ~ I firmly believe they did not originate here on Planet Earth with the indigenous species ~ I believe the evidence is clear-cut and precise in support of extra-terrestrial visitation and ongoing colonization of this planet and the republican strain of “Imposter Human” is the offspring of this invasive, destructive foreign species ~ I believe the infiltration of our congress, corporate entities, and even the Presidency of the United States in the past, and perhaps the leadership positions in other countries around the globe, is happening right now and has been for centuries stretching back thousands of years ~ I believe our thermally scorching planet is slowly yet methodically being molded, deliberately terra-formed, and comfortably primed for a major offensive and inevitable occupation by said alien species ~ I believe certain CEO’s strategically placed within big oil and gas companies that perpetrate Earth Crust Destabilization Activities such as extracting the natural liquid insulation layer and or fracturing solid rock to “Frack” for natural gases, have been done so by this alien force in an effort to “Cover” or mask this covert global heating strategy by the application and dispersing of carbon toxins into the atmosphere, toxins which create a massive blanket to in effect, act as a barrier to trap the inescapable heat ~ This is their sinister master plan ~

Apparently, a thermally warmer or perhaps even demonstrably hotter climate and atmosphere is conducive to this alien force in order to achieve maximum advantage when breeding and for basic everyday generic survival ~ If I am correct with my assertions, and the evidence to corroborate alien visitation and takeover claims can be found virtually everywhere on the face of this planet, a natural hotbed of paranormal or extra-terrestrial activity would be in positions of great power, which would of course equate to senior ranks within big cap Wall Street Corporations ~ This bastion of greedy sub-human individuals located in a small segment of New York have attained unfettered control of just about everything in the world ~ Our election process right here in the United States of America has been perversely impacted by these entities to the point of being rendered as an invalid method of selecting local, state, and yes, even national representatives and leadership ~

The first logical step toward establishing a defense against this un-Earthly strain of sub-human is to accept the unacceptable, believe the unbelievable, imagine the unimaginable ~ The fact is, our planet has been encroached upon by an intrusive alien army, and we must fight back using the legal system and elections or we as resident homesteading humans, shall perish in an environmentally un-sound way ~ Oil was naturally manufactured by mother nature in strategic areas around Earth to act as an insulation, to help maintain a constant interior temperature to ensure global atmospheric stability ~ This ‘Liquid Savior” has been systematically and deliberately siphoned from Earth’s crust by those who have an agenda, to re-establish an alternative world climate, and of course to make an enormously grotesque monetary profit for use here on this planet ~ Both reasons spell inevitable doom for the human species if we remain idle and inactive within the political domain ~

One way to begin a “Push Back” effort on alien controlled republican politicians is to VOTE them out of office ~ render them incapacitated and impotent in their continued effort to use “Capitalism” and other economic tools to hoard our wealth, use it against us, and further an agenda which includes our demise as a fragile race ~ VOTE in every election, execute a ballot in favor of Progressive Democratic Values and expel conservative intrusion from our one and only habitable planet ~

Donald Trump, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly - Democrats Between The Sheets or HRAC?

Unquestionably, no more circumstantial or direct evidence required to prove this allegation ~ At first glance and second extensive stare and study, an Earthling of relatively sound mind like you or I could easily come to the mundanely logical conclusion that all four uncomfortably conservative individuals listed in the title could conceivably be covert members of the HRAC (Hostile Republican Alien Contingent) ~ An extra-terrestrial clan which had arrived decades ago carrying explicit orders and intent to sabotage, dismantle, and methodically destroy the extremely fragile human fabric ~ An advanced interstellar race of super-natural beings executing an agenda which includes the final eradication of homo-sapien, leaving an empty, infertile planet of none ~

However, with this premise under serious consideration and well worthy of further intensive investigation, we cannot rule out a more sinister master plan, a plan devised by “Politically Progressive Operatives” designed to undermine and upset the nearly obsolete conservative party, an archaic clan of greed driven anarchists, uncompassionate, and dangerously malevolent alien intruders ~ A rather diabolically ingenious concept which evolves around the willful and deliberate implantation of high profile, rabidly loyal “Conservative” imposters into the news media spotlight with the sole purpose of deception ~ The goal is to annoy, insult, and viciously attack certain critically important and expanding voting bases such as Latinos which represent the fastest growing segment of our society, African Americans, and other demographic groups which always turn out in unbeatable force at primary elections ~

Is this a brilliantly devious plan by Democrats to mitigate conservative votes, or scheme conceived by subversive HRAC operatives from a non-terrestrial, distant celestial body? Whichever plausible explanation you subscribe to, the result would be the same, “HIGH VOTER TURNOFF IMPACT” ~ Case in focus ~ Right now, we are realizing and involuntarily enduring the lingering detrimental results of Donald Trumps blatantly boisterous monologue, complete with credible and believable threats of flipping stripes from conservative to independent if disrespected or annoyed by fellow Cons ~ A calculated move which would bring total annihilation to the remaining skeleton of mainstream conservatism ~ Even if Trump gleefully settles in as a GOP candidate long term, the inevitable election losses to the ever-prevailing common sense “Progressive Values” will be no less than profound in the coming years ~

 Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and most notably the whiney, factually impotent Bill O’Reilly, all have made a disingenuous living in the past couple of decades via different media outlets ~ They have maniacally espoused incendiary, inflammatory, and outrageously false political claims which has become a desperate common place practice, absurdity so abundant that their actions have severely and irreparably damaged the already crumbling foundation of what they claim as their own republican party ~ Self inflicted wounds or “Democratic Plants”? ~ While we do have aliens living among us right now, I’m convinced it’s the latter ~

The always uptight, profoundly racist Ann Coulter, the “boney bleached blond olive oil” of the former GOP Clan, has done the same via spotlight segments televised on popular psycho, corporate puppet propaganda outlets such as fox-snooze and various published books ~ Where her presumably genuine fear of African Americans and disdain for Latinos and just about every other nationality originates from is anyone’s guess unless you’re a long term observer as I‘ve been over the years, I surmise it is absolutely money driven greed, anything to get attention and try to sell a book or two ~ Fortunately, the American public is catching on to her con-job and immediately discard her antics for what they truly are ~ Book huckster, democratic plant, or HRAC operative? Once again I believe it’s “Book Huckster/Democratic Plant”, we’ll investigate further and try to have a definitive answer nestled within future entries right here at “PPF” ~

And then there’s Rush Limbaugh, the king of pharmaceutically enhanced penis awakeners, whether or not they actually work on his chubby, overweight, aged conservative anatomy is anyone’s guess ~ A radio loud mouth who always offends Latinos, African Americans, Asians, and every other minority, but never concedes inaccuracies, erroneous information, or factually impotent rhetoric ~ He’s been broadcasting BS by the ship loads for decades, and has either intentionally or inadvertently done more to get Democrats elected to high office than the DNC could ever imagine possible ~

The evidence is crystal clear, and either accusation could indeed prove to be accurate ~ Are they Democratic Pawns, or Alien Intruders executing the Hostile Republican Alien Contingent’s covert agenda which includes the total destruction of Planet Earth? Stay tuned and refer to previously published entries for the proposed answers if you dare to uncover the truth ~ “Your only habitable planet Earth is at stake, get informed, get involved, and stay connected with the facts right here” <>
  

Astonishingly George W is NOT the Dumbest Bush to be Plucked from a Texas Nursery - Enter Jeb

Believe it or not, I’m virtually speechless for perhaps the first time in my illustriously gratifying life as I think to myself what a family of totally inept, dishonest, filthy rich imbeciles the Bushs‘ are ~ And yes, I understand my words are wrapped in exceedingly crude sentiment, but sane, lucidly clear individuals should fear not, if turbulently destructive Donald Trump doesn’t end up frying and eating his petroleum soaked testicles as a tasty Pre-Real Estate Acquisition “Power Lunch”, Jeb Bush might still become the nominee, if of course from this point forward he runs the remainder of his lack-luster campaign as a mute ~ Opening his mouth in utterance regardless of subject matter appears to be just as detrimental to his presidential aspirations as his brother George W’s bouts with elusive sobriety as he would involuntarily roll off white house sofas only to fall freely and clonk his fragile alcohol drenched head on the wooden living room table while awaking from a quasi-comatose stuper ~

Although I and presumably many others had already surmised Jeb wasn’t too swift on the intellect scale prior to his engagement activities on the republican political BS trail, his idiotic, inconsistently disingenuous behavior which is clearly present and surprisingly abundant in massive quantities, is still quite a shocking revelation to some who actually listen to his babbling rhetoric, especially when you consider the unfortunate fact that this numbskull from Texas is seeking the Presidency of the United States ~ His father George Sr. presided over one of the worst tenures in history, a one term disaster who unilaterally caused pain and suffering to thousands of Americans, and his very “Special” big brother George W will undoubtedly be inducted into the political archives as thee worst oval office imposter of all time ~ What a waste of invaluable resources, not to mention his uncanny knack for stripping the words “Hope & Dignity” from the dictionaries of all working Americans, Senior Citizens, Students, and of course Minorities ~

Unfortunately though, the insubmersibly apparent facts certainly will not preclude Jeb from possibly becoming the next CEO of the USA, and that’s an extremely sad constitutional shame ~ IQ or lack thereof to my knowledge, is not a condition precedent to be tested or met for a presidential candidate, just prove you possess a quasi-functional mind, meet a certain age threshold, hold citizenship papers, find a few greedy billionaires and in return promise them more wealth and riches, and there you go, you’re pretty much in ~ Time to AMEND the U.S. CONSTITUTION NOW ~ Jeb’s brother George W in swift, uncompassionate, boneheaded order, virtually destroyed this nation of ours by bankrupting our cash reserves in the form of an unsolicited “Grand Gift” delivered to the extremely wealthy, filthy rich deviants who always hoard our assets when the opportune time presents itself ~ This embarrassment is also infamously credited with starting the “Great Un-Winable War” with Iraq in the ever volatile Middle East ~ This guy was and is extremely dangerous to our well being, and certainly a HRAC ( Hostile Republican Alien Contingent) suspect ~ his little impotent brother Jeb has the potential to preside over a demonstrably worse presidency if given the chance ~ How anyone could even consider voting for this filthy rich, incompetent fool is beyond comprehensible ~

So with this inept Bush heritage and history firmly attached to his record, why would anyone of sound mind living in the United States of America even consider an idiot like Jeb Bush for president? Corporations are pushing for him because they understand the odds would be in their favor to receive another round of enormous monetary gifts from him, more of our wealth delivered to the filthy rich which includes CEO’s filled with contempt for our poor, income challenged, and precious senior citizens ~ Having a brain or above average intelligence was never a prerequisite for the corrupt “Wall Street” corporate vote, an ordinary stooge like George W or sibling Jeb, who will inevitably deliver the goods to the wealthy at the expense of all other Americans is all they really desire and need ~ God Bless our Constitution <>
 

The Hostile Republican Alien Contingent Forces Consumers to Absorb a Company’s Operating Costs

If the company you own is so sensitive as to become negatively impacted as a result of major or even minor fluctuations in the price of commodities, enactment of new laws which dictate minimum wage advancements, or the implementation of long over due company obligated healthcare responsibilities, why did you open the store to begin with?

The fragility of a corporate structure or company business plan or cosmic political corruption should not be an excuse, nor legal grounds to suppress the passing of new laws which begin the retribution process by re-distributing assets to American workers, retired senior citizens, and income challenged individuals. Assets which are now tightly held by a small percentage of corrupt, greed driven individuals and or entities within the “Underground American Treasure Chest ~ General incompetence, inadequate, or negligent planning to cushion a financial blow due to “Change” or “Inflationary Accelerations” is absolutely no excuse ~ If you cannot adjust to reflect inevitable global evolution, revolution or alien interference, your planning was obviously inept to begin with and your ailing enterprise is the victim of your own mal-judgment or greed driven tendencies ~

If inept corporate executives cannot manage publicly distributed pre-announcements which always influence and drive investor expectations, or refuse to re-design a new path forward which includes a more moderate lifestyle for their personal lives, and adjust accordingly without a major eruption in egotistical bedlam, they need to pack up trade fixtures, inventory, favorable tax leniency and exit the United States of America immediately ~ Who said the unwritten law of corporate asset management should be “Pass the added expense of doing business on to the consumer”? ~ When did this originate and why is this happening? Why can’t the company shoulder the burden of absorbing the additional cost while consumers get a much needed break? Where are the laws that demand, compel, and force a company to absorb the bulk of expenses while extending “Good Faith Savings” to American purchasers? If “Good Faith” toward consumers is not a voluntary option and coercing shareholder participation remains a priority at all cost, then congress must force a change in sentiment ~ Time for more stringent regulations to protect America ~

Why is Wall Street Evil you ask? This is one prime example of exactly why we no longer live in a great country, unfortunately, it’s not even close at this point in time ~ I hope all my readers understand exactly how Wall Street operates, if not, here’s a brief break down synopsis in the fundamental operation of corporate America ~ “Earnings Drive Share Price” “Earnings Drive Share Purchase” Share Price Increases Enriches Shareholders & Corporate Execs” ~ It’s pretty straight forward despite the smoke screens launched by Wall Street Operators ~

If projected earnings are leaked or reported to the public as being lower, even slightly lower than expected, say a penny or two, the stock price of said company could plunge dramatically causing a significant decrease in shareholder value and overall corporate worth ~ Therefore, absorbing additional expected or unforeseen costs of doing business is a philosophy which cannot and will not unilaterally be applied in normal business practice, it will inevitably cut into the bottom line profit margin of the company which means it becomes susceptible to “Wealth Loss” ~ This is intolerable to most greedy Wall Street Operators ~

It’s no surprise, the majority of corporations are operated by republican entities, some or all of which I firmly believe to be under non-Earthly alien control. What else could possibly explain the total disdain for the consumer, utter disregard for Americans? If the “Hostile Alien Contingent” does indeed hold the proverbial strings of Wall Street, it’s game over for the human race period. They will inevitably pillage this and other nations until completely drained of financial fiber ~ A systematic, deliberate siphoning of the American Treasure Chest which belongs to all of us, in equal parts <>

Evict the Filthy Rich Hostile Republican Alien Contingent from Politics - Federally Subsidize Presidential Elections NOW

Receding deep into thought and imagining a harmonious universe where money is no longer a primary deciding factor in elections held here on planet Earth and perhaps elsewhere on distant celestial bodies ~ Imagine stripping suspected hostile alien spawned individuals or entities like Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, or cretinous Rand Paul of their only true asset in which they zealously use to attempt mal-manipulation, spread disingenuous propaganda, control public thought, and thereafter steal public servant seats within the Government of the United States and elsewhere throughout the globe ~

The proposed partial solution? Discontinue unearned, unnecessary, absurdly unfair subsidies that directly enrich the pockets of oil & gas company execs ~ Vast filthy fortunes generated out of taxpayer dollars which equate to billions each and every year, and then re-direct a tiny fraction of these funds toward federally financed “Level Field” elections. Can anyone amongst us who is of sound mind conjure a better way to spend our riches? Environmentally un-sound oil companies certainly do not need the cash, their annual greed driven profits surpass 99% of other Wall Street enterprises, which means they are grossly stockpiled with OUR hard earned greenbacks. It’s a truly insane reality and the underlying reason why they are unconditionally granted this unnecessary treasure chest for alleged “Reaesrch” purposes is a mystery to be solved one future day right here ~

It’s time to dedicate conditional millions not BILLIONS, of equal amounts to be disbursed to each individual presidential candidate, to be used specifically and pre-conditionally for commercials, campaign convoys, staff compensation etc subsequent to submitting proof of “Presidential Integrity & Worthyness“ to the appropriate governing authority ~ What a world this could be if we would just transform this tiny piece of legislation that gifts billions of our dollars to those greedy corporate outlaws who don‘t need it, into a “Fair & Reasonable” election program which will benefit all of mankind. The only roadblock toward re-tweaking this pending patriotic program is congress, a “Dungeon of Doom” which is now, unfortunately comprised of a republican majority, a creepy, regressive alien clan which is obviously sympathetic to, and/or part of, the purported “Hostile Republican Alien Contingent”. An evil force which I believe now plots behind closed doors to undermine the United States of America ~

Why are only republicans ready, willing, & eagerly able to gift our hard earned tax dollars to filthy, environment destroying oil companies when we still have thousands of homeless American individuals walking within and sleeping on our streets? A sin of biblical proportions and it just doesn’t make legal, ethical, nor moral sense ~ A real time scenario which leads me and all other sane Earthlings to the obvious conclusion that there is a malevolent force right now living within the fabric of our planet which is working tirelessly to transform our home into fertile, alien receptive real estate. A place which once was, but is no longer conducive to the human species. Reverse “Terra-Firma activity if you will ~

Massive, poisonous oil spills have destroyed the gulf states subsequent to a preventable underground eruption, explosion, and subsequent breach of pipeline containment. An enormous sludge like brown toxic cocktail that arbitrarily wiped out the indigenous and exotic wildlife for thousands of square miles in every direction, infected the water to the point of irreversible contamination, and obliterated without conscience the economy, forcing untold local, global, and international companies into either force reduction status, foreclosure, or even involuntary or voluntary liquidation ~ Our human, flesh and blood brothers and sisters left hopeless without jobs, without income, without homes, and without a viable future ~ Blatant Insanity ~

Rescind,, Invalidate, Overturn, Cancel, & Repeal these deadly oil company subsidies, let’s discontinue our public financing of these catastrophic spill events which always have detrimental and in the end catastrophic global consequences, and thereafter re-direct the taxpayer monies into a program designed to inject fairness, illuminate transparency thereby ensuring a higher degree off integrity for our national and local election process ~ Let’s enact legislation which will prohibit and discontinue the gratuitous infusion of dirty, ill-gotten corporate money into public servant contests and replace it with untainted, genuine “Patriotic Financing” ~

“Advocate Federally Funded Elections NOW, Giving ALL QUALIFIED an Equal Opportunity” to revive the United States of America from the very brink <>

Correcting the “Aliens Came to Earth for Gold” Ancient Astronaut Theory

Common sense dictates, if aliens have acquired the technological capabilities and mental intellect to devise an infallible way to navigate the intergalactic star systems, we must agree that they have certainly invented a method by which precious gold can be artificially manufactured using indigenous materials found on their own distant planet - Anunnaki? Perhaps - A civilization which existed in the distant past comprised of gigantic extra-terrestrials is not exiled from the realm of possibilities, however, the belief that this ancient race of over sized, flesh and blood ET’s arrived here on Earth thousands of years ago in an effort to extract bundles of gold to be transported and delivered back home to replenish and save their homeland and species is irreparably flawed. Given a morsel of rational thought, the idea becomes more and more remote and of course unlikely, I’d define it as an isolated inclusion within the bigger, more plausible, universal “Ancient Astronaut” blueprint. If a race of beings from another star system has the ability to create a “Time Machine” or “Time & Space Fabric Manipulator”, two probable methods most Earth-bound scientists now agree would be necessary to achieve interstellar travel, the manufacturing of a yellow metal within a laboratory in the greater picture would seem common place, deeming it profoundly insignificant ~ A task which would be the equivalent of an average minded Earthling conjuring a pasta sauce. Not that difficult unless of course the individual is severely “Culinary Challenged“ ~

The overall “Ancient Alien Theory” I believe includes a wealth of very interesting, sensational, and important findings of merit which must be addressed by mainstream science, and this domain is stuffed with entries that define, fine tune, and “Sluice Out” concrete facts, obvious fallacies, and mysterious myths related to this, and a plethora of other critically pressing topics. My conclusions mirror the majority of work product compiled by my fellow experts in the field of study, the belief that we were in the distant past, and still to this very day, have been visited and infiltrated by an alien species to achieve a multitude of objectives. A strain of extra-terrestrial(s) which has traveled here to fertile Earth in a concerted effort to covertly engage, disrupt, and harm the human species. This malevolent contingent I believe veils itself within the guise of the current day Republican Political Party. How else could you explain their utter disdain for American Democracy, hatred of our Federal Government & its Constitution, and dislike of our booked and pending legislation which ensures adequate healthcare for all human beings from top to bottom. More explicit details on this and related topics can be found in previously archived entries right here within this dynamically charged venue ~

 Gold is considered a much sought after treasure here on Earth for many reasons such as jewelry usage, computer and auto parts etc, a precious commodity that typically commands a healthy premium to own due to its scarcity and significant cost to locate , mine, and process, yet considered a mere trinket for filthy rich millionaires and billionaires. Why a premium? Because it can only be found on this planet in a natural state usually buried beneath barriers such as terra-firma, solid rock, or even submersed under water in streams or lake beds. Gold in general, gathers in what are call “Hot Spots”, and although it can be found in almost every geographical planetary locale, richly saturated “Veins” are sparsely scattered throughout. California is one of the largest and richest depositories of this valuable mineral just to name one primary “Gold Fever” location. Coincidentally, the great golden state does indeed host perhaps the most UFO sightings and encounters in the Continental United States. We as a species are unable to manufacture precious metals at this point in time, unless covert activities are in process at secret venues such as Area 51, hence a finite quantity exists which only serves to enhance the market price, daily value fluctuations notwithstanding. In conclusion however, subsequent to evaluating the “Visitation for Gold” theory we come to the logical conclusion that interstellar travel utilizing unimaginable futuristic propulsion systems or space fabric stretching methods undeniably equals the ability and capability to artificially manufacture this desirable “Stuff”, and alien life-forms either biological or robotic, have indeed mastered the formula and therefore, need not plunder our tiny planet for its hidden treasures nor create a project specific race of “Slave Miners“ to extract and haul it. <> It just didn’t happen <> Alien beings are indeed assimilated here on Earth, but definitely do not have an agenda to steal our finite supply of gold. The general plan is much more sinister <>
 

Decisively Defeated and Humiliated Presidential Candidate and Moroni Follower Mitt Romney - Exposing Alien Intrusion

As a pre-curser to the above title and related entry which follows below, here is a brief disclaimer or explanation for the content herein ~ I still love my country and wish it well, I just think it falls short of being a great nation and yes, as I write this piece, I’m considering alternative places to call my home while constitution amendments are contemplated and hopefully enacted ~ Despite impotent efforts by republican owned propaganda entities such as the Fox Loose Channel” to paint me as a liberal loon, I contend an expression of my opinion regardless of subject matter does not make me any less patriotic than an imbecile corporate criminal like Mitt Romney who uses and plunders America and her hard working peoples primarily for personal enrichment, nor does it make me less patriotic than a stand-up, legendary, iconic man of history like George Washington. It simply means I believe the United States is no longer a land where dreams can be pursued fairly or unimpeded by the vast majority of working or retired American Citizens ~ How can an individual or family legitimately and vigorously pursue a dream while under constant suppressive activities deployed by the grotesquely wealthy such as Mitt? As expressed in previous entries, I believe a more concentrated effort toward rooting out the “Hostile Republican Alien Contingent” must commence immediately before it’s too late, so “We The Real People“, not necessarily the filthy rich, can re-claim realizable, genuinely attainable and reachable AMERICAN DREAMS ~

During the interim, until we as a nation make the desperately needed changes, I’ll continue on with my personal public service quest to expose the hostile alien republican force commingled among us, report on terrestrial and super-natural “Counter-Pushback“, and of course, explore other more suitable lands using all mediums ~ Periodically, as I rigorously rifle through my standard television selections tucked deeply betwixed a plethora of investigative paranormal offerings, I’ll arrive at a terrestrial airwave destination which involves a segment or two of an interview with defeated Mitt Romney, former republican presidential candidate and current American disgrace. The piece is usually hosted by a “Fox Loose” network ultra-conservative propaganda peddler such as Sean Hannity or B. O’Reilly. It typically begins with something like this, with Romney proclaiming emphatically “See, I told you I was right”, and ends with something like this “See, I told you I was right”. Ridiculous to say the least because Mitt, as he always does, either embellishes, conveniently contorts, or manically manipulates the truth, or, simply lies without repentance in the same style as his republican and tea party cohorts. Nevertheless, he is granted precious airtime even though he is by all accounts, a loser in every way. An ultra-greedy profiteer that tenaciously tore apart solvent American companies to be sold of as scrap for personal gain, stripping paychecks along with the dignity away from our terrestrial brethren and sistren, only to leave them confused, vulnerable, and understandably angry. He ex-patriated millions in legal or perhaps some would successfully argue ill-gotten millions to foreign, off-shore bank and investment accounts, allowing the depositees the benefit of his filthy fortunes. He is also a lost soul who vowed vigorously to suppress our working class, deny our senior citizen population adequate healthcare and hard earned social security benefits, and make early life miserable for our blossoming students while enriching his cohorts and remaining balance of the wealthiest humans on this and perhaps other distant planets. All, presumably at the sacred order of his high and mighty space traveling deity, Moroni ~ I guess Moroni “Blessed” Mitt’s destructively effective dismantling tactics whereby working Americans were plundered relentlessly of their negligible fortunes and unrealizable dreams ~

Everyone who intimately follows politics should understand the fact that scatter brained corporate criminal, and in-direct alien spawn of Moroni Mitt Romney, was decisively defeated by a youthful, intellectually solvent, compassionately progressive Senator Barrack Obama ~ A vibrant man of African American decent who is a brilliant, calculating child of the good angels ~ The victory was certainly impressive as it should have been, but the process also left many un-answered questions including the following critical query ~ Why did so many voters situated in the middle or upper middle income class get snowballed into casting a ballot for Romney when this sentiment would rub firmly against their best interest? Was it a mass brainwashing effort by an alternative sinister force, namely Mitt’s Moroni? It’s extremely difficult to believe that any mentally sound individual with a modicum of common sense and concern for his/her job, life savings, health, country, and personal family welfare could ever conceive of voting for a slickly polished con-man like this shallow, money grabbing Wall Street Raider. After all, he, his cohorts, and other like minded, ruthless, greedy mal-humans have one goal above all ~ To strip and siphon away any and all wealth and or valuable possessions from the majority of hard working and retired Americans, then re-direct these assets against a natural gravitational pull, unto the upper echelon in a concerted effort to create even a larger pile of treasure for a select few individuals and corporations. And that’s an unfortunate fact ~
 
If our beloved Constitution of the United States provides a legitimate pathway for an utterly despicable individual like Romney to legally campaign for and occupy public office if successful, this antiquated, error riddled document must be amended, modified, augmented, synthesized and changed immediately to reflect “Good Faith“ sentiment. At the very least, we need a gigantic Chinese Wall in the form of a “Moral Character Test” to act as buffer between us as concerned American citizens, and evil power hungry entities like Romney, a protective shield so to speak. EXAMPLE question on said required test - “Have you or your business associates ever dismantled an American company primarily for personal financial gain? ~ Yes, I understand the old worn out motto, “ Allowing Despicable Individuals Like Romney To Run For President Is What Makes This Country Great”. Well, that’s what a pretend news network like Fox would like you to believe, but as usual, it’s far south of the truth. Ask yourself this simple question, How does allowing someone who has made a dirty, some would argue, unlawful or illegal living out of raping and pillaging our nation, its humanity and resources, only to amass grotesquely immense personal wealth make this country great? I would say emphatically that it doesn’t, and I believe if un-locked and liberated from undue extra-terrestrial influence, such as a possible “Gray Matter” vacuum manipulation action executed by Romney’s Moroni, everyone would truly understand this. In my opinion, destructive externally non-indigenous, malevolent republican alien forces are at work again right here on planet Earth. I firmly believe, any genuine American who is lucid, and of quasi-sound mind could never conceivably vote for such a mal-intended individual such as Romney, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, Jeb Bush or any bush et al under his/her free will, it’s just out of the realm of possibilities ~

Fortunately, for the un-affected, we have the “Progressively Democratic Angelic Force” actively at work to counter this evil menace in every way possible, and we as a spearhead for good, righteous values and positive change which will benefit all workers, retirees, and students, are winning the battle ~ We fend off the mal-intended Hostile Republican Alien Contingent to champion common sense causes like affordable or government subsidized health care for ALL Americans, a value which is a constitutional right by the way. A strong labor union to ensure workers have a shield and legal recourse and or remedy against intrusive, belligerent, power hungry managers and corporate executives. A breed which is unfortunately growing in numbers. And of course, we demand a solvent social security and medicare payout program for our current and future senior population augmented by an affordable or completely subsidized student loan program for our youth ~ They deserve adequate funds to finance the college of choice ~ This among many other values we as a hard working nation demand, and we do not accept vicious alien-intrusion nor suppression in the guise of republican public servants ~ We know you’ve arrived on this planet from another distant star system, we know you’ve covertly invaded and have already corrupted republican representatives en-mass, and we will never surrender our dignity, resources, nor minds to your mal-intentions, ~ For we are the “Good of our Earth” and will prevail <>
 

The Democratic Party - Heaven Sent Angelic Protectors

Within the context of recently indexed and archived editions of “Paranormal Political Files”, we’ve briefly touched upon the realistic possibility that certain elements or rogue factions of the severely tattered, decisively discredited, and alarmingly delusional republican party could conceivably be malicious insurgent alien beings from another world or a leftover dysfunctional breed of humanoid stemming directly from an extra-terrestrial DNA experiment performed centuries ago - Although competing explanations of why a small group of republicans traditionally act as if our ripe planet and her flourishing inhabitants are burdensome to their particular way of life fall far short of a preponderance of evidence, I understand the sinister alien connection presented here for the first time ever is of course ample theoretical hypotheses to digest. But now, with that seasoned recipe inflamed on the front burner to be sauteed' in continuum at this venue, let’s switch intergalactic gears and begin an uplifting, inspirational exploration of those heroic Earthlings delivered to us by the guardian of good who are working tirelessly to protect all of mankind from this malevolent conservative contingent.

“The visible inclusions of this labor and senior citizen friendly creed called “Democrats” are noticeable yet over powered and offset by their persistent willingness to fight for those human constituents who are not of wealthy means - This irrefutably compassionate political party undeniably possesses potentially irreparable flaws which are understandable and accepted as inherent to the intelligent terrestrial life form found here on Earth, therefore forgiven by the vast majority of genuine, law abiding, patriotic Americans“ -

Fortunately, for the collective good of our imperfect yet highly evolved and adequately functional human species, an eclectic and diverse inter-planetary race known more commonly as “Progressive Liberals” is trying desperately to concoct an impenetrable defense to protect us against the alleged malicious conservative alien contingent, thereby enhancing the survivability factor for normal, deity or non-deity worshiping individuals living peacefully here on fertile Earth while suppressing the repugnant republican aggression. A Herculean covert nuisance abatement effort is evidently under way to neutralize and eventually defeat what a growing number of experts would unambiguously classify as a hostile republican alien insurgency, a clan which is unrelentingly attacking our populous from all conceivable angles as it emerges from the dark side. This righteous, powerful force providing the initial canopy of defense against our tea party controlled GOP menace is spearheaded by several of our high profile angelic saviors - This magnificently imposing posse of quilled-pen armed gladiators consists of several election certified human beings including multi-term, beloved California Representative and first “Wonder Woman” Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, lean mean hoop shootin’ machine from Chicago President Barrack Obama, and robotically reserved yet steadfast and firm Senator Harry Reid et al authenticated democrats. As time progresses, they will be replaced periodically by other angelic soles of equal tenacity and we as a unified country with the obvious exception of the not so great state of Texas, shall forever be grateful to this ink filled, saber wielding legislative ensemble and when this insane conservative offensive against the common good of mainstream America is finally quelled and permanently put down, we shall honor their strength and sacrifice in memoriam for future generations of legitimate Earthlings to admire, appreciate, and of course emulate.

Absent this rigorous “Push Back” against the relentless conservative sorties deployed daily via congressional stonewalling, filibustering, propaganda dissemination, disingenuous, self-serving, and misleading legislation, and innumerable other illegal means attempted by tea party beholden ingrates coupled with unscrupulous offensives initiated by extremely wealthy and greed driven deviants, assaults which constantly target innocent, hard working or retired humans domiciled here on this planet, the bulk of our land and fortunes would have undoubtedly been seized forcefully long ago by unilateral eminent domain. Treasure troves of America’s collective wealth aggressively stolen, not to mention the inevitable toll this would have taken on our health. Our valuable terrestrial-based assets to be confiscated and essential life sustaining resources diverted from the poor and middle class then subsequently used gratuitously for local, self anointed aristocracies or reserved for interplanetary delivery to a distant alien world and not necessarily distributed in kind for universal common good right here at home for those who desperately need it. Enter our god given saviors, our abaters, our defenders - Consisting of a small nucleolus of angelic entities who were evidently implanted within this tiny life yielding celestial body third from the sun to uncover the true identity of, and subsequently stave off the “Anunnaki Mistake” called the “Tea Party”, or more commonly referred to by the increasing number of historical investigators as “The Insurgent Republican Alien Contingent” or in brief “IRAC” -

“I realize this may be a difficult subject to digest for most readers and therefore appreciate for what it‘s truly worth at this point in time, even though we as a relatively young, religion rooted civilization have entered a near miraculous nano-byte era where scientific discoveries pertaining to our outer-space and beyond origins have accelerated at the virtual speed of light, but many more than a gaggle of geeky knowledgeable scholars coupled with energetic enthusiasts alike, believe that when the ancient Anunnaki departed Earth centuries ago subsequent to mining adequate quantities of gold to save their distant planet, they neglected to “fix” or de-program the exceptionally porous minds of those slave-like humans who were left behind in haste and miraculously flourished like an infectious plague only to spawn a fresh new batch of their kind” -

End result? The abandonment of a small, un-organized, un-regulated, quasi-barbaric group of experimental individuals who roamed the planet freely while handing down a malicious, confused, severely demented, and greed driven chain of ancestral lineage which had unfortunately survived into our sparkling new millennium - This dysfunctional, diminutive in numbers, degenerately regressivist clan is now called “The Republican Party” in modern times - “The sole quest for riches by this pre-programmed clan evidently resulted in an irreparable “Greed” or “Gold Fever” gene deeply embedded in perpetuity to be inherited forever without impunity” -

Understanding the turmoil and unsafe living conditions a dangerous faction like this would pose to the rest of the civilized world, the theory suggests a cosmic counter insurgency force consisting of “Angelic Protectors” was hand selected by our intangible savior subsequent to intensive surveillance here on Earth. Immediately thereafter, they were organized, meticulously trained, then expediently deployed with an overt mission to identify then efficiently repel this evil minded, terrorizing conservative menace. Nancy Pelosi, a heroic leader and organizer of our powerful angelic contingent has been a champion of the common worker and their resilient middle class families for decades. She has also worked tirelessly to help and assist the underprivileged, senior citizens, and impressionable children of the world. Although her employment stature is technically considered of lower ranking than president, she is without a doubt the unmovable solid rock of this righteous force. Imposing her compassionate motherly will upon the president and various members of congress to do the right thing regardless of the expected consequential “Republican Attack”. This admirable set of values will surely be the cornerstone of her stellar legacy when the last line to define her amazing career is penned.

President Obama, another guardian of good will is a former community organizer who chose early on in his blossoming vibrant career to teach his neighbors as they learned how to mobilize and subsequently make a societal difference ahead of immediately joining the workforce to begin enriching his own life. A values oriented super star who continuously exhibit’s the attributes of a true leader and consummate champion of the people. Lastly, Senator Harry Reid, a powerful man who is seemingly diminutive in physical presence yet a ferocious lion where and when it counts, specifically when defending average human beings, their property, and health. Together with a much larger force of lower profile, democratically affiliated angelic protectors who are diligently working without receipt of visible accolades nor notoriety, the aforementioned modernized “Neo-Gladiators of Good Will” forged a strong unity bond and now work tirelessly as one within political walls and beyond to stave off the relentless “IRAC” and bring the remaining balance of normal human beings which number in the tens of millions, peace, happiness, and the inherent constitutional right to simply live their lives here in America without being constantly terrorized or tormented by an insane republican led insurgency - Let us pray our Democratic Saviors succeed and do everything we possibly can to help, assist, and support them, for your fertile, habitable planet perfectly situated within this seeded solar system together with her indigenous race affectionately called “Mankind” depend on it <>

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"Test" of a Hostile Republican Alien Insurgent

<> The Face of an Earthling? <>

In an effort to avert catastrophic consequences for our tumultuous yet extremely fertile planet Earth, I believe the time is now to publish the definitive manual on how to uncover the true identity of an associate, employer, neighbor, friend, acquaintance, or even blood relative. Included within this extensively researched, comprehensive manual, is the following fact finding and verification material. Is the individual in question a legitimate, bona fide member of the human species? A valid, gene-certified messenger of good will toward man? Or cretonous deviant from another world? It’s a psychological “Alien Test” to accurately identify and confirm a loving family member or elected public servant. Or, if the brief quiz is failed, expose him or her as an unwelcome alien intruder secretly embedded within the threads of terrestrial worldly fabric here on Earth presumably with the explicit intent to infiltrate our integrated tribes and ultimately cause severe, irreparable damage to our social habitat and systematically corrupt the adopted political structure.



<> Rep. Eric Cantor or Hostile Alien? <>

In previously published installments right here at “Paranormal Political Files“, we’ve already begun to explore the realistic possibility that a small hostile alien contingent lurks both underground and in plain sight among genuine human beings, and we as concerned patriotic Americans, are in the process of methodically investigating the growing body of scientific evidence which supports the distinct possibility this band of biological or robotic scouts have illegally acquired legitimate seats in congress through advanced mind and body DNA manipulation, the equivalent of a severe, involuntary compromise of our unique physiology. So now, to abate further damage, it’s time to endow all humans who are concerned about protecting our habitable planet with the tools necessary to unearth and prosecute this foreign born strain of malicious extra-terrestrial menaces. The following quick “values” guide, which is a critical component found within the multi-faceted manual, will ensure irrefutable accuracy when applying the “Test” to determine whether or not the subject under examination is indeed who he or she claims to be, a peaceful, productive, benign member of the human race, or if this questionable person is indeed a subversive, malignant, outer-space spawned impostor with violent combative tendencies aimed directly at mankind. To uncover the truth from a psychological standpoint, include and apply the following group of essential questions during your overall examination and evaluation to determine hidden, underlying values of the “Testee” - The following batch of eleven was extracted directly from a much larger pool of reliable tale telling queries - "Identify the aliens and understand the urgency of developing an effective defense" - Let’s begin.


1 <> Does the suspect ridicule the unfortunate economic situation of a person who is currently underprivileged or in a financially strained circumstance?

2 <> Does the suspect favor unobstructed, nationalized, and subsidized affordable health care for all Americans regardless of financial situation?

3 <> Does the suspect masquerade as a genuine Christian yet conveniently ignores vitally important segments and passages contained within bible parchment?

4 <> Most experts agree Labor Unions provide a “Buffer” or critically important layer of protection for the common worker against managers/owners that could otherwise arbitrarily issue unjustified orders or directives which could adversely affect employees. Does your suspect support Labor Unions?

5 <> Does your suspect understand the fact that the 2cnd Amendment to the United States Constitution DOES NOT give all Americans the right to own a firearm unless and until certain conditions are met?

6 <> Does your suspect have the uncontrollable tendency to lie or embellish to the point of ridiculousness or obscurity when asked meaningful, substantive questions?

7 <> Does your suspect understand that the actions of the “Real” tea party in the 1700’s were executed to affirm tax collection with the existence of representation from a congressperson or senator and not to abolish taxes as the irrational, mis-guided, and ill-advised tea party of the 2000’s advocates.

8 <> Does your suspect understand the concept of the “United” States of America?

9 <> Does your suspect understand this country would become insolvent and fail shortly thereafter if federal tax collection was abolished?

10 <> Does your suspect understand the fact that Representative Paul Ryan along with other cohorts such as Senator Rand Paul, Representative Eric Kantor, et al unscrupulous conservatives will indeed eliminate social security payments and medicare medical benefits for all our senior citizens if given the unchallenged chance?

11<> Does your suspect exhibit reckless, irresponsible, obliviously comatose, or even subversive tendencies toward honoring our collective debt obligations? Almost as if he/she does not even understand the importance of the fundamental concept of paying our bills on time without delay?

　

Suspect is a “Republican Alien Insurgent” - ANSWERS (Fail):

1. Yes 2. No 3. Yes 4. No 5. No 6. Yes 7. No 8. No 9. No 10. No 11.Yes



<> Goofy, Out-of-Touch Rep. Paul Ryan or Subversive Alien Insurgent? <>

Concurrent with test results, the murky uncertainty subsides while a clear understanding of the suspect’s true underlying values emerges - The preceding eleven questions should provide you as Earthly inquisitive “Tester“, with enough valuable data from which to begin the “alien/human” evaluation process - If the suspect fails, you as a bona fide American citizen have the inherent right and obligation to challenge this individual and his/her malicious intent to the maximum extent of the law. As a deputized officer authorized by our constitution, always exercise caution when approached by the suspect and watch this alien intruder with the utmost vigilance to ensure you provide a protective layer of security while you observe from a safe distance, report your findings, and hopefully are successful in averting the execution of a sinister scheme perpetrated on fellow human beings by this foreign insurgent. The majority of rational citizens would agree, our founding fathers would be appalled while closely monitoring the conservative right, the obliviously absurd tea party, and their shocking anti-union attempts at sabotaging the very core of the United States of America and her people. Always remember, your country, your family, your life savings, your well being and safety, your health, and of course, our only habitable planet is at stake. All true Americans urge you to accept the responsibility of “caretaker” just like our brave ancestors did in the 1700’s while defeating massive foreign armies from across the Atlantic that invaded our land for purely capitalistic purposes, and proceed with the utmost care, professionalism, and steadfastness to impede progress of the unwelcome “Alien Contingent” and its ability to arbitrarily tamper with society while you strive mightily to preserve the integrity and survivability of our fragile human species. Work diligently to become more sensitive, tuned in, and aware of your personal surroundings, political legislative consequences, and financial situation, all of which are intertwined with your way of life and seek to understand how all are negatively affected by this non-human conservative insurgency, then act accordingly within the law, media, or internet channels to protect your family, fortune, home, and of course, mankind’s future.

<> What Really Lurks Behind John Boehner's Unattractive, Disturbing Public Persona? <>

Is the Republican Party a Hostile Insurgent Alien Contingent?

I understand this seemingly obscure theory has been toyed with in the past by Hollywood producers but in reality, what other rational explanation could there possibly be for the conservative party’s unwavering contempt of Earth in general and utter disdain for all of her spiritually endowed inhabitants? Fracking up Earth’s solid natural foundation for personal gain, oil rigging, encouraging the tainting of our food supply, elimination of federally funded regulating agencies that manage and attempt to mitigate the potential of poisoned or contaminated food and water, elimination of acceptable quality health care, elimination of student loans, support of offshore drilling or anywhere else money motivated multi-billion dollar corporations such as Exxon Mobil wishes to extract a layer of this planet’s natural insulation, willfully subverting our constitution by utilizing any and all illegal means to “Shut Down” or stonewall our government and her natural process, a government which by the way is paid for by our tax dollars, manipulating and/or circumventing legislative laws in an effort to sabotage the stellar credit rating of the United States of America, an America which has rightfully left the regressive republicans and their outhouses in the proverbial dust, and unfortunately for peaceful god worshiping people around the globe, this Religious Right Conservative “To Do List” goes on in perpetuity. All likely scenarios an alien force would unquestionably try to enact and implement if the intent was to destroy Earthbound inhabitants and our natural habitat then immediately terra-form it right back up to their particular engineering specs and standards.

As we rapidly progress forward with new discovery of scientific breakthroughs leading to enhanced knowledge, we continuously build upon an existing living archive of irrefutable facts and supporting circumstantial evidence which all experts and amateurs alike in the field agree, will eventually point toward concrete proof of intelligent, conversation worthy extra-terrestrial life elsewhere in our immensely congested universe. According to the experts, it’s just a matter of time before we establish contact via visual touch and feel, long distance radio wave, or telepathic mathematical correspondence. Is this sci-fi concept or belief truly a present day reality? Why not? How can we prove the republican party and her dim-witted, maliciously destructive anarchistic members are not a covert contingent sent here to Earth by a distant civilization light years away? Unfortunately, after intensive due diligence to peruse the “Conservative” history including archival records, I believe it would be far more difficult to prove without a shadow of a doubt they ARE NOT sinister foreign invaders from an alternate universe or far away star system. At least the preponderance of evidence, including the conservative party’s own congressional voting record and blatant actions, would indeed point toward the republican party as a hostile entity determined without reserve nor conscience, to render this robustly populated planet’s inhabitants helpless in their daily quest to simply survive. A clear, overt goal of this evil alien contingent seems to be a systematic degradation of the average American’s quality of life with an end game of annihilating the well deserved income stream of our senior citizens, dismantling the working class, the under privileged, the poor, and anyone else who has not been fortunate enough to have inherited a treasure trove of ill-gotten wealth in the same vane as Mitt Romney or any other silver spooned, out of touch exercise deficient "panzyish" rich man.

The perfect infiltration tactic for an alien contingent - Takeover the United States Congress - Where else would a small, stealthy undercover alien squad who was determined to “Shut Down” Earth and all her inhabitants begin this global coo and mass extermination but the hub of global power and domination, namely the United States Congress - Perform a simple exchange of physical molecular structure to avoid visual detection by family members, friends, or co-workers, then follow up with expedient uploading of brain configuration including stored memory and within mere seconds, the aliens are “in”, masquerading as your insane republican representative. A scheme to begin a sinister plan to strip our planet of its very core and fiber starting with what at one time was the biggest trustworthy powerhouse and model of civilized discourse and negotiations, the United States of America, and then moving on to other cultures. Hijacking then perfectly replicating our unique identity and inner essence to move freely within the bounds of society while stroking a tiny pen of destructive initiatives to slowly impede your ability to survive. A dangerously efficient plan.

Your inherent constitutional right to receive adequate, professionally administered health care is placed in constant jeopardy by the mal-intended conservative insurgency, your right to receive monetary benefits derived from earned social security credits is in the process of being eliminated if this alien contingent is successful. An entitlement which if interrupted, could conceivably degrade our economic structure to the point of no return or at the very least, would undoubtedly cause severe internal damage. And the list of targets grows with each passing celestial body. The estimates pertaining to the possibility of the existence of alien life forms are growing daily, soon the scientific community will up numbers of habitable zones from thousands in our galaxy alone, to millions or even billions of alien hosting planets. I know it sounds surreal or even slightly deranged and extremely difficult to comprehend, to ponder the thought of a malicious extra-terrestrial strain currently menacing our one and only human populated Earth, but just ten years ago, the majority of civilized nations could not conceive of self serving narcissists living here in America who would even consider the thought of rendering this great nation impotent simply because they demanded a massive shift of assets away from the working class and in favor of the wealthy, or the repealing of our constitutional right to levy taxes upon all citizens for the common good of the country, or simply because they demand ALL Americans must regress to the point of dismantling indoor plumbing and installing a pine lined outhouse, or at the very least, be compelled to endure a minimum of one episode per week of “Duck Dynasty” or "Larry the Cable Guy". After studying the preceding scenario I’ve come to the only logical conclusion I believe possible. Humor aside for a moment, there is indeed a destructive alien force commingled and assimilated within the communities of our nation’s borders and possibly even throughout the globe, however, despite claims to the contrary, this evil-spirited foreign contingent does not greet you with a smile while uttering the warm and friendly salutation “Holla”.

<> The United States and her progressive society has long since outgrown the Republican Party, Tea Party, and Stone Aged Regressive Religious Conservative Right - Time to "Shut Down" or at the very least, neutralize this malicious Alien Contingent by all legal means necessary including litigation and heavy ballot box participation <>

Why Are Republican Controlled Banks Intentionally Cheating Depositors?

<> Is it illegal or considered an excessive abuse of fiduciary responsibilities exercised by banking CEO’s who willingly rake in record breaking profits while distributing record low interest or dividend payments to depositors? <>

A reasonable, impartial person would say absolutely, and as an individual who is fortunate enough to own a savings account with a local bank, I am furious - In case you’re a little too busy or pre-occupied with the minor, insignificant yet essential chores in life such as working hard, nurturing, teaching, and humanely schooling the children, or possibly even exercising caregiver duties for an elderly parent or relative, a generous task I’m sure Mitt Romney and Rush Limbaugh perform religiously as they journey from nursing home to nursing home with rectal thermometer and gold plated bed pan in hand, you’re probably not privileged enough to possess the discretionary time it takes to educate yourself in an effort to stay abreast of “In Your Face” high finance trickery that is actively occurring right now in the banking industry. Blatant trickery which results in a major detriment to the average American‘s financial situation. Your accounts are absolutely and unequivocally being pillaged, and siphoned profusely in indiscriminate fashion to the screeching tune of trillions while conservative leaning financial Wall Street Barons are joyfully lining gold plated commodes for maximum “Shine“ effect with the ill-gotten proceeds.

Unfortunately, cheating the unsuspecting or gullible public historically is an all too common scenario which is practiced with regularity. A routine scheme that targets the masses which CEO’s of said industry as a collective group, unapologetically welcome, encourage, and silently condone behind closed doors in their private round table meetings. The average American is learned in the fine art of filing or deburring a rough piece of metal to be fastened onto a bigger, useful product, but not necessarily experienced in the process of filing a juris prudence worthy law suit per se to protect their inherent rights. Time for you, the average American consumer to become enlightened, educated, and informed in regard to the aforementioned travesty of money manipulation perpetrated by Wall Street Swindlers. A chilling, devious, and inexcusable yet prosecutable injustice of the monetary persuasion for which if pursued through legal channels, could indeed result in a satisfactory conviction of the mass kind. Greedy Bankers and Wall Street Manipulators who use the United States and her massive wealth as an awaiting repository to farm their illegal “Scams & Schemes” could conceivably be escorted to prison where they truly belong.

With that said, if you are the proud owner of a traditional savings account, money market, checking, or CD, or even a non-FDIC insured annuity or quote unquote “Stable Fund Deposit” with an uninsured mutual fund company either domiciled as a stand alone or affixed within a 401K or IRA retirement plan, chances are extremely favorable that your hard earned cash is essentially snoozing idly by collecting nothing but a reddish brown rash on its green rear end from motionless inactivity for so long while the institution in which it is domiciled, is raking in the lions share of monetary benefits at your expense. So what else is new here in the greed driven mother of all capitalistic societies called the U.S. of A? We live in a great country so please don’t misunderstand my sentiment, however the financial and business industries have carved a crystal clear precedent of intentionally infiltrating and consciously exploiting this land with mal-intent to harvest personal profit and gain are severely under-regulated. Ponder this for a moment - Would you as lender ever knowingly front a perfect stranger money for say a home loan only to collect a mere .5% in return? Perhaps a tad too much risk for such an anemic inflation absorbing profit wouldn’t you say? Well, believe it or not, that’s exactly what you are doing inadvertently if indeed you are the proud owner of a savings, CD, or checking account with a primary address located at any given bank or financial institution anywhere in the U.S. - Even though your deposit is FDIC insured in most cases, the return you receive for acting as intermediary silent lender is still the equivalent of a slap in your grotesquely ignorant and generous face.

Time to get loud & noticed. Time to expose these greed driven anti-establishment bankers for what they truly are, the equivalent of modern day pirates, thieves, and yes, dare I speak the truth by insinuating a fitting moniker such as “Unscrupulous Monetary Rapists“. As if this is a new revelation? Once upon a time, skimpy profits or even major loses primarily due to shoddy management and not necessarily progress impeding economic headwinds as some execs would have you believe, might have been a legitimate and justifiable excuse in some cases for the subsequent distribution of such a puny interest rate payout to depositors. But those days are gone at least for the foreseeable future, with record profits racked up almost daily for several consecutive years by several banks and financial institutions, combined with a rock solid Real Estate Market, at least that’s the case here on the west coast, it’s time to immediately start paying out an appropriate, fair, and reasonable rate of interest return to all depositors regardless of financial stature instead of merely greasing the wheels of a select few inside partners, associates, and cohorts. Where is the outrage and follow through by working Americans? My belief is that enlightenment which can be found within the confines of brief insightful pieces such as these which are designed exclusively to educate the ignorant, will eventually empower and guide readers to the point of confronting their local bank representatives and demanding a fair payout for hard earned deposits verses the current kick in the teeth painfully received without even the slightest prick of novocain to mitigate the sickening ill-effects of a chronic case of MONETARY ANEMIA <>

<> Case File - In the early 2000’s most banks were netting a fraction of the profit they are today yet interest on savings paid to depositors averaged roughly .5 to 7% respectively verses a laughable .5% to 1% today - Why?

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Relocating The Republican Party

Somalia maybe? As our nation congregates religiously around two primary and overwhelmingly dominant news outlets, namely MSNBC and FOX , we are voluntarily bombarded daily and nightly via portable tablet, tube, or LCD display with an unhealthy dose of political insight, or in many cases ill-conceived and shoddily thought out propaganda, the latter mainly streaming fluidly from the FOX corner. But regardless of your denomination, brain wave configuration, or affiliation, one thing is certain, it appears as if the vast majority of Republican politicians and Conservative leaning U.S. citizens are extremely dissatisfied with the American way of life, the laws by which we live, our constitutional inheritance, and common sense regulations which are drafted, implemented, and amended periodically to ensure we intake the safest drinking water, consume edible food, and benefit from all other incidentals.

So why stay here with citizenship papers in hand when apparently the United States has evolved, progressed, and advanced so far ahead, as it rightfully should as a nation, to the point of causing what is articulated as “Irreparable Misery” to those who carry and raise the severely tattered “Paul/Ryan/Limbaugh/Hannity/O’Reilly Flag of Unjustified Discontent”? Even though most Americans would categorize this “Misery” as a mere convenient excuse to filibuster, stonewall, and in some instances illegally obstruct what they perceive to be as legislation designed to facilitate “Evil Modernization” or a “Level Playing Field“ for the working class and senior citizen population.

So here’s the bottom line - If you’re not interested in driving to a local grocery store and prefer to go “Militant” by running into the jungle to shoot your own sustenance like a demented Ted Nugent and so many other Republicans who long for a “Little House on the Prairie“ redeux, even though dense treeline terrain might be sparse to non-existent there, Somalia just might be for you. When nature calls, if your heart is set on sitting in a slightly uncomfortable outhouse with ass in seat and a hand full of leaves at the ready like so many Republicans apparently long for, once again Somalia might be the perfect fit to accommodate these antiquated desires. Moreover, if you’re unabashedly eager to completely abolish all gun laws in favor of “Anything Goes” including bazooka or even tank ownership for all citizens regardless of organized military affiliation or lack thereof, why strive for this ridiculous “Regressivist” outcome here in a civilized country like the United States when Somalia will presumably welcome you and all your psychotic visions with open FIREarms right now?