Donald Trump, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly - Democrats Between The Sheets or HRAC?

Unquestionably, no more circumstantial or direct evidence required to prove this allegation ~ At first glance and second extensive stare and study, an Earthling of relatively sound mind like you or I could easily come to the mundanely logical conclusion that all four uncomfortably conservative individuals listed in the title could conceivably be covert members of the HRAC (Hostile Republican Alien Contingent) ~ An extra-terrestrial clan which had arrived decades ago carrying explicit orders and intent to sabotage, dismantle, and methodically destroy the extremely fragile human fabric ~ An advanced interstellar race of super-natural beings executing an agenda which includes the final eradication of homo-sapien, leaving an empty, infertile planet of none ~

However, with this premise under serious consideration and well worthy of further intensive investigation, we cannot rule out a more sinister master plan, a plan devised by “Politically Progressive Operatives” designed to undermine and upset the nearly obsolete conservative party, an archaic clan of greed driven anarchists, uncompassionate, and dangerously malevolent alien intruders ~ A rather diabolically ingenious concept which evolves around the willful and deliberate implantation of high profile, rabidly loyal “Conservative” imposters into the news media spotlight with the sole purpose of deception ~ The goal is to annoy, insult, and viciously attack certain critically important and expanding voting bases such as Latinos which represent the fastest growing segment of our society, African Americans, and other demographic groups which always turn out in unbeatable force at primary elections ~

Is this a brilliantly devious plan by Democrats to mitigate conservative votes, or scheme conceived by subversive HRAC operatives from a non-terrestrial, distant celestial body? Whichever plausible explanation you subscribe to, the result would be the same, “HIGH VOTER TURNOFF IMPACT” ~ Case in focus ~ Right now, we are realizing and involuntarily enduring the lingering detrimental results of Donald Trumps blatantly boisterous monologue, complete with credible and believable threats of flipping stripes from conservative to independent if disrespected or annoyed by fellow Cons ~ A calculated move which would bring total annihilation to the remaining skeleton of mainstream conservatism ~ Even if Trump gleefully settles in as a GOP candidate long term, the inevitable election losses to the ever-prevailing common sense “Progressive Values” will be no less than profound in the coming years ~

 Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and most notably the whiney, factually impotent Bill O’Reilly, all have made a disingenuous living in the past couple of decades via different media outlets ~ They have maniacally espoused incendiary, inflammatory, and outrageously false political claims which has become a desperate common place practice, absurdity so abundant that their actions have severely and irreparably damaged the already crumbling foundation of what they claim as their own republican party ~ Self inflicted wounds or “Democratic Plants”? ~ While we do have aliens living among us right now, I’m convinced it’s the latter ~

The always uptight, profoundly racist Ann Coulter, the “boney bleached blond olive oil” of the former GOP Clan, has done the same via spotlight segments televised on popular psycho, corporate puppet propaganda outlets such as fox-snooze and various published books ~ Where her presumably genuine fear of African Americans and disdain for Latinos and just about every other nationality originates from is anyone’s guess unless you’re a long term observer as I‘ve been over the years, I surmise it is absolutely money driven greed, anything to get attention and try to sell a book or two ~ Fortunately, the American public is catching on to her con-job and immediately discard her antics for what they truly are ~ Book huckster, democratic plant, or HRAC operative? Once again I believe it’s “Book Huckster/Democratic Plant”, we’ll investigate further and try to have a definitive answer nestled within future entries right here at “PPF” ~

And then there’s Rush Limbaugh, the king of pharmaceutically enhanced penis awakeners, whether or not they actually work on his chubby, overweight, aged conservative anatomy is anyone’s guess ~ A radio loud mouth who always offends Latinos, African Americans, Asians, and every other minority, but never concedes inaccuracies, erroneous information, or factually impotent rhetoric ~ He’s been broadcasting BS by the ship loads for decades, and has either intentionally or inadvertently done more to get Democrats elected to high office than the DNC could ever imagine possible ~

The evidence is crystal clear, and either accusation could indeed prove to be accurate ~ Are they Democratic Pawns, or Alien Intruders executing the Hostile Republican Alien Contingent’s covert agenda which includes the total destruction of Planet Earth? Stay tuned and refer to previously published entries for the proposed answers if you dare to uncover the truth ~ “Your only habitable planet Earth is at stake, get informed, get involved, and stay connected with the facts right here” <>
  

Is the Republican Party a Hostile Insurgent Alien Contingent?

I understand this seemingly obscure theory has been toyed with in the past by Hollywood producers but in reality, what other rational explanation could there possibly be for the conservative party’s unwavering contempt of Earth in general and utter disdain for all of her spiritually endowed inhabitants? Fracking up Earth’s solid natural foundation for personal gain, oil rigging, encouraging the tainting of our food supply, elimination of federally funded regulating agencies that manage and attempt to mitigate the potential of poisoned or contaminated food and water, elimination of acceptable quality health care, elimination of student loans, support of offshore drilling or anywhere else money motivated multi-billion dollar corporations such as Exxon Mobil wishes to extract a layer of this planet’s natural insulation, willfully subverting our constitution by utilizing any and all illegal means to “Shut Down” or stonewall our government and her natural process, a government which by the way is paid for by our tax dollars, manipulating and/or circumventing legislative laws in an effort to sabotage the stellar credit rating of the United States of America, an America which has rightfully left the regressive republicans and their outhouses in the proverbial dust, and unfortunately for peaceful god worshiping people around the globe, this Religious Right Conservative “To Do List” goes on in perpetuity. All likely scenarios an alien force would unquestionably try to enact and implement if the intent was to destroy Earthbound inhabitants and our natural habitat then immediately terra-form it right back up to their particular engineering specs and standards.

As we rapidly progress forward with new discovery of scientific breakthroughs leading to enhanced knowledge, we continuously build upon an existing living archive of irrefutable facts and supporting circumstantial evidence which all experts and amateurs alike in the field agree, will eventually point toward concrete proof of intelligent, conversation worthy extra-terrestrial life elsewhere in our immensely congested universe. According to the experts, it’s just a matter of time before we establish contact via visual touch and feel, long distance radio wave, or telepathic mathematical correspondence. Is this sci-fi concept or belief truly a present day reality? Why not? How can we prove the republican party and her dim-witted, maliciously destructive anarchistic members are not a covert contingent sent here to Earth by a distant civilization light years away? Unfortunately, after intensive due diligence to peruse the “Conservative” history including archival records, I believe it would be far more difficult to prove without a shadow of a doubt they ARE NOT sinister foreign invaders from an alternate universe or far away star system. At least the preponderance of evidence, including the conservative party’s own congressional voting record and blatant actions, would indeed point toward the republican party as a hostile entity determined without reserve nor conscience, to render this robustly populated planet’s inhabitants helpless in their daily quest to simply survive. A clear, overt goal of this evil alien contingent seems to be a systematic degradation of the average American’s quality of life with an end game of annihilating the well deserved income stream of our senior citizens, dismantling the working class, the under privileged, the poor, and anyone else who has not been fortunate enough to have inherited a treasure trove of ill-gotten wealth in the same vane as Mitt Romney or any other silver spooned, out of touch exercise deficient "panzyish" rich man.

The perfect infiltration tactic for an alien contingent - Takeover the United States Congress - Where else would a small, stealthy undercover alien squad who was determined to “Shut Down” Earth and all her inhabitants begin this global coo and mass extermination but the hub of global power and domination, namely the United States Congress - Perform a simple exchange of physical molecular structure to avoid visual detection by family members, friends, or co-workers, then follow up with expedient uploading of brain configuration including stored memory and within mere seconds, the aliens are “in”, masquerading as your insane republican representative. A scheme to begin a sinister plan to strip our planet of its very core and fiber starting with what at one time was the biggest trustworthy powerhouse and model of civilized discourse and negotiations, the United States of America, and then moving on to other cultures. Hijacking then perfectly replicating our unique identity and inner essence to move freely within the bounds of society while stroking a tiny pen of destructive initiatives to slowly impede your ability to survive. A dangerously efficient plan.

Your inherent constitutional right to receive adequate, professionally administered health care is placed in constant jeopardy by the mal-intended conservative insurgency, your right to receive monetary benefits derived from earned social security credits is in the process of being eliminated if this alien contingent is successful. An entitlement which if interrupted, could conceivably degrade our economic structure to the point of no return or at the very least, would undoubtedly cause severe internal damage. And the list of targets grows with each passing celestial body. The estimates pertaining to the possibility of the existence of alien life forms are growing daily, soon the scientific community will up numbers of habitable zones from thousands in our galaxy alone, to millions or even billions of alien hosting planets. I know it sounds surreal or even slightly deranged and extremely difficult to comprehend, to ponder the thought of a malicious extra-terrestrial strain currently menacing our one and only human populated Earth, but just ten years ago, the majority of civilized nations could not conceive of self serving narcissists living here in America who would even consider the thought of rendering this great nation impotent simply because they demanded a massive shift of assets away from the working class and in favor of the wealthy, or the repealing of our constitutional right to levy taxes upon all citizens for the common good of the country, or simply because they demand ALL Americans must regress to the point of dismantling indoor plumbing and installing a pine lined outhouse, or at the very least, be compelled to endure a minimum of one episode per week of “Duck Dynasty” or "Larry the Cable Guy". After studying the preceding scenario I’ve come to the only logical conclusion I believe possible. Humor aside for a moment, there is indeed a destructive alien force commingled and assimilated within the communities of our nation’s borders and possibly even throughout the globe, however, despite claims to the contrary, this evil-spirited foreign contingent does not greet you with a smile while uttering the warm and friendly salutation “Holla”.

<> The United States and her progressive society has long since outgrown the Republican Party, Tea Party, and Stone Aged Regressive Religious Conservative Right - Time to "Shut Down" or at the very least, neutralize this malicious Alien Contingent by all legal means necessary including litigation and heavy ballot box participation <>

Relocating The Republican Party

Somalia maybe? As our nation congregates religiously around two primary and overwhelmingly dominant news outlets, namely MSNBC and FOX , we are voluntarily bombarded daily and nightly via portable tablet, tube, or LCD display with an unhealthy dose of political insight, or in many cases ill-conceived and shoddily thought out propaganda, the latter mainly streaming fluidly from the FOX corner. But regardless of your denomination, brain wave configuration, or affiliation, one thing is certain, it appears as if the vast majority of Republican politicians and Conservative leaning U.S. citizens are extremely dissatisfied with the American way of life, the laws by which we live, our constitutional inheritance, and common sense regulations which are drafted, implemented, and amended periodically to ensure we intake the safest drinking water, consume edible food, and benefit from all other incidentals.

So why stay here with citizenship papers in hand when apparently the United States has evolved, progressed, and advanced so far ahead, as it rightfully should as a nation, to the point of causing what is articulated as “Irreparable Misery” to those who carry and raise the severely tattered “Paul/Ryan/Limbaugh/Hannity/O’Reilly Flag of Unjustified Discontent”? Even though most Americans would categorize this “Misery” as a mere convenient excuse to filibuster, stonewall, and in some instances illegally obstruct what they perceive to be as legislation designed to facilitate “Evil Modernization” or a “Level Playing Field“ for the working class and senior citizen population.

So here’s the bottom line - If you’re not interested in driving to a local grocery store and prefer to go “Militant” by running into the jungle to shoot your own sustenance like a demented Ted Nugent and so many other Republicans who long for a “Little House on the Prairie“ redeux, even though dense treeline terrain might be sparse to non-existent there, Somalia just might be for you. When nature calls, if your heart is set on sitting in a slightly uncomfortable outhouse with ass in seat and a hand full of leaves at the ready like so many Republicans apparently long for, once again Somalia might be the perfect fit to accommodate these antiquated desires. Moreover, if you’re unabashedly eager to completely abolish all gun laws in favor of “Anything Goes” including bazooka or even tank ownership for all citizens regardless of organized military affiliation or lack thereof, why strive for this ridiculous “Regressivist” outcome here in a civilized country like the United States when Somalia will presumably welcome you and all your psychotic visions with open FIREarms right now?