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Wednesday, March 2, 2016

2016 Presidential Election - United States of EARTH - The TRUMP Con JOB

No, We are NOT COMPARING Apples & Oranges ~ It is Clear & Unambiguously Legible ~ There are no excuses nor can it simply be explained away by the usual perverted pseudo-justification phrase “I’m a Businessman”, which in Reality, is an illegitimate meaningless and un-patriotic mantra which is vocalized constantly by unsavory individuals in a concerted attempt to try to “Justify“ corporate corruption and greed driven behavior ~ Sorry, but this Empty Proclamation does not give you an irrevocable license to move Assets and or Jobs out of the country, nor does it give you the “Green Light” to invest in companies which are based in a communist country like China ~ But it does however prove to the universe that you are indeed a Greed Driven Human Swindler or Hostile Extra-Terrestrial entity who will stop at nothing to enrich yourself at the expense of your country and “We the People“ ~

It’s no closely held secret to those of us who follow and investigate global business dealings that Apple Computer has Ex-Patriated 10’s of THOUSANDs of Jobs to Communist China to maximize profits and meet expected earnings ~ Apple now has Extensive TIES to China and her slave labor work force ~ An unhealthy, unclean, and controversial perverted relationship based exclusively upon GREED and mutual favors ~ Carl Icahn’s Failing Company Icahn Enterprises has a Substantial Investment Stake in Shares of APPLE Computer ~ Donald TRUMP has Pledged that if by that miracle he’s elected president, he will appoint Carl Icahn who now presides over a FAILING Wall Street Company to his cabinet as “Master Negotiator” assigned to handle where else? Yup, China, Japan and perhaps additional regions of the world ~ What? Sound a little suspicious? ~

Considering Carl Icahn has a Massive Equity Stake in Apple Computer and this un-patriotic company tries to Maximize Profits by taking advantage of and exploiting Slave Labor in Communist China, Icahn has a VESTED Interest in Apple Computer STAYING in CHINA or even ex-Patriating more assets and jobs while NOT moving a single brick back to the United States nor replacing a single Chinese Working SLAVE with an American ~ So how could Carl actually negotiate in Good Faith for America and her workers when this enormous conflict of interest exists between the three parties? The united States, Communist China & Carl Icahn? The correct answer is “Good Faith Negotiations” would be virtually impossible and who but Trump would even consider an inept “DEAL Maker” like Icahn‘s anyway? ~

Most GOP Conservative Republican voters are oblivious to the FACTS which unfortunately renders them unaware of this Stunning Arrangement between a Communist Entity such as China, and a GREED Driven Wall Street Hustler, so this shocking development ultimately leads to the only question a concerned Patriotic American on both sides of the isle could possibly ask ~ What is Donald Trump’s “Ulterior Motive” for assigning Carl Icahn to China ? The evidence reveals his genuine reason is certainly not to conduct “Good Faith Negotiations & DEAL Making” for the benefit of the United States & “We the People“ ~ Below is a SUMMARY of the cozy arrangement Icahn now has with Communist China, an arrangement which obviously Disqualifies him from acting as Donald Trump’s “Foreign DEAL Making Agent” despite Trump‘s apparent enthusiasm for his friend and fellow Wall Street Hustler ~

SUMMARY ~ Apple Computer resides in Communist China to take advantage of LOW Paying Slave Labor Wages ~ Apple Makes MORE Net Profit by residing in China due to a Lower Wage Payout ~ Carl Icahn via Icahn Enterprises holds a MASSIVE Stake in Apple Computer amounting to Millions of SHARES which means Carl Icahn has a VESTED Interest in Apple Computer keeping a substantial presence including 10’s of THOUSANDs of Jobs in China ~ With this obvious “Conflict of Interest” looming over Icahn and his Failing Company, WHY is Donald Trump promoting him as his main “Point Man” assigned to “Bring JOBs Back to America” when Icahn has a clear vested interest in keeping as many jobs as possible in China? ~

If you study the irrefutable FACTs of this case, “Ulterior Motive” for an Icahn "Negotiator" position within the White House and NOT necessarily "DEALs" which benefit the United States and "We the People" is the ONLY possible logical conclusion ~

Saturday, February 13, 2016

Senator Bernie Sanders To TAX Mitt Romney’s Hidden Off-Shore Bank Accounts

It’s about time we aggressively hunt down these Unscrupulous Un-American Pillagers of the United States & her Treasures which in reality, belong to us as the universal “Community of Citizens” ~ A Campaign Promise by “Values & Integrity Rich” Vermont Senator and 2016 Presidential Candidate Bernie Sanders which will hopefully translate into a Solid Collective Commitment by all Democratic, American Socialist & Independent Public Servants, is to “Locate, Find & Retrieve” Billions and possibly even Trillions in Hidden Treasures which are now snuggly “Stashed & Situated” around the globe and which legally belong to all of us as a Collective American Populace ~ Unlike a maritime expedition to probe unknown oceans and “Sluice & Sift” through ever-shifting under-water sands deep beneath the seas in a futile effort to “Hunt” for what we simply believe to be lost “Illusionary Buried Riches” abandoned centuries ago by fictitious pirates or other scurvy stricken swashbucklers, this “TANGIBLE Corporate Booty” is well documented, well known, and easily identifiable unlike “Ghost Trunks of Gold“ ambiguously annotated on a torn and tattered paper map of shabbily woven thread ~ Cash & Cash Equivalent Treasures of today which we know for an irrefutable FACT do indeed EXIST and simply need to be recovered by a team of capable investigators ~ Bank Records, Public Comment Admissions, Large Purchases of Real Estate, Equities, Wire Transfers, and or other Personal Property Possessions could be considered solid evidence in a court of law to support the fact that an individual and or business entity is indeed attempting to “Hide & Conceal” OUR National Assets in a fraudulent, un-patriotic manner ~

We have voluntarily progressed into the new millennium, an ultra-modern time sneaking up silently on a futuristic society in the year 2016, so WHY do we as a Collective American & Global Society of Earth-Bound Human Beings continue to allow and tolerate Greedy Free Market CAPITALISM Manipulators like Mitt Romney and other Wall Street Swindlers to “Duck & Dodge“ while “Hiding” OUR assets to avoid paying their Tax Obligations by simply Ex-Patriating & Shipping MILLIONs in Cash either physically or electronically to another Country like the Cayman Islands, while Hard Working & Retired Americans who are essentially SLAVES to a job are Forced to “Pick Up“ the TAB and unilaterally ABSORB the financial burden for these Filthy Rich Loafers by paying even higher taxes than would be necessary if the Millionaires & Billionaires repent of their Greed Driven SINs and simply pay their fair share which the law requires of them? ~ NOT interested in paying your legally bound share of taxes? That’s fine, just MOVE yourself and or your greed driven company to another country which is willing to accept your unlawful “Terms of Operation”, however, as a Condition Precedent, you must FORFIET the opportunity to sell your goods and or services to American Consumers ~ YOU are ABOLISHED & Banned from the United States of America ~

Regardless of a Bernie Sanders Presidential win, it’s now time to immediately begin the process of Recovering OUR Assets from Abroad and file EVASION Charges on guilty parties if justified, and then “Compile & Utilize” these much needed funds to finance “Community GOOD“ for ALL Americans and if warranted, distribute portions to Earthlings in Need as a “Global HELP Initiative” ~ We must establish a “National WEALTH Distribution Hub“ to evaluate and administer “Cash Allotments“ to be used to Strengthen & Expand Social Security & Medicare, Finance Long Term Nursing Home Care, Assist the Income Challenged, Assist our Veterans, and Finance Nationwide Infrastructure Projects before we enter a phase of irreversible “CRUMBLING” ~ If an individual and or business entity is allowed to continuously rape this great nation of her treasures un-abated with impunity, then have the audacity to SLAP us right in the face once again by trying to “Hide” these assets in “Secret Caves” located in dark spaces around the globe, then we are destined as a populace to wallow in a state of mere existence, wasting 50% of more of our invaluable time here on EARTH, and in some unfortunate instances, are relegated to intolerable poverty where we inevitably shall die before we even get a FAIR opportunity to live ~ A steady “JOB” or “Slave SLOT” was never the “American DREAM” regardless of attempted brainwashing by CONservative Republicans and FOX Loser Propaganda Channel ~

We must diminish the POWER of the life threatening, invasive “HRAC” by using U.S. and international LAW & ~ These Wall Street Criminals & Swindlers have no right to unilaterally pillage this Fragile Planet and as guardians loyal to a Terrestrial Land, “We the People” have a moral obligation to END this Unlawful “Wealth Accumulation & Stockpiling” being perpetrated right now by a few unscrupulous human and perhaps non-human beings primarily of the CONservative Republican Breed <>

 

Friday, August 21, 2015

Conservative Republican Senators/Congressmen Scheming to Shut Down my Government? Prosecutions for Treason Time

Just like the insane conservative scheme of “Binkmanship” cost our beloved country dearly a few years ago in the manifestation of an unnecessary credit rating downgrade issued by influencial agencies, threatening the American public with another “Shutdown” of OUR government if they simply don’t get what they desire during traditional negotiations is nothing less than TREASON and should be addressed as such by prosecutors ~ I, like millions of Americans am quite happy and content to pay my taxes for services rendered and one of the inherent benefits of said tariff, is an OPEN for business, functioning Federal Government as our constitution grants, regardless of anyone’s opinion of effectiveness and or efficiency of said entity, both of which assessment adjectives are purely subjective exercises at best ~ So please don’t try to justify your treasonous protest on a mere superficial political argument, you are WRONG PERIOD and will be held liable for your antics and actions ~
 
Why do we as a collective, relatively unified taxpaying nation allow a small gang of anarchistic imposter republican congressmen, or HRAC who posses apparent underlying terroristic or human species eradicating tendencies, or dysfunctionally malevolent rebellious temperaments, STOP, Obstruct, or Temporarily Interrupt the most important entity in the civilized world? These deliberate attacks on my intellect, taxpayer dollars, sovereignty, and unimpeded capability to receive my benefits in exchange for monetary consideration rendered, assaults which are designed to intentionally hinder the delivery of services which includes everyday essentials to myself and fellow constituents, is unequivocally unacceptable criminal behavior and must end ~

If you are dissatisfied with our government to this degree, to the point of trying to instigate a “Closure of America” for the duration of a minute, an hour, or even a day or week, it might be time for you to suspend and expel the source of irritation and release your aggravation or unhinged anger by perhaps packing your lead weighted bags and moving on to what you might consider a more hospitable environment ~ Just migrate to another distant country that might actually embrace and tolerate this kind of illegal activity ~ Countries or quasi-countries like this do indeed exist all over the globe so it is well worth exploring your options ~ “Shop n’ Cop” a one way ticket and give it a go, any medical professional with tell you that corralled anger can lead to a myriad of physical and or psychological ailments so relocating to a better fit might be the ultimate solution for everyone involved ~ You can go as crazy as you wish in another country and I get an un-harassed non-closing Federal Government ~ FAIR DEAL FOR ALL ~

The legal definition of “Treason” in my opinion, would encompass such undermining, sabotage efforts we must endure as an irritating nuisance and non-productive intangible obstacle every time congressional budget talks and or negotiations commence ~ This brazen activity or “Brinkmanship” perpetrated by the same conservative political party is tremendously time consuming, dangerous to our nations’ impeccable financial status, adversely affects our leadership ability in the free world, and in plain English, it’s simply a national travesty ~ Believe it or not, there are still many more Americans who accept our Federal, State, and Local Governments as vitally important civil servers, a 250 year old intertwined network built upon a solid constitutional foundation from which essential services and timely information are prepared, launched, and delivered to “We the People” ~

So, in brief recap, if you are seriously interested in driving across country in a serpentine or zig zag pattern a few times per week to retrieve your mail, or have the invaluable disposable time and income to inspect your food and beverage personally at the source prior to consumption, or can devise a fail-proof plan to secure enough time off from your “Slave Slot” to purchase fatigues, train yourself, then plop your couch loving, Fox -Snooze worshiping ass on a plane headed for Jeb Bush’s Neo-Iraq War with explicit intent to replace our army and then engage the enemy with fervor, then by all means, support a Federal Government “Shut Down” and enjoy the robust fireworks show ~ But if the preceding does not tend to motivate nor thrill you, nor ignite a deeply burning desire within to WASTE TIME, RESOURCES, ENERGY, & SECURE A POSSIBLE PRISON TERM, please don’t interrupt my peace of mind with another criminally nonsensical, abrasively dumb assault on my taxpayer assets ~ LEAVE MY FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ALONE ~

Here’s a brilliant idea, instead of protesting your vehement contempt for America & Her Values with a militant style illegal foray into “Shut-Down-Land“, why not consider a nice long hunting trip as substitute? At least if you abruptly veer off into the African Safari route in a desperate attempt to release your pent up frustrations or confirm your waning masculinity, you’d have the fabulously charming, old washed up never had been boney assed Ted Nugent as a companion hunting pal ~ How much better can that get? Stalking a regally beautiful, endangered giant animal together with an undisputed self proclaimed master imbecile as a quasi-comatose partner will not only satisfy your hatred and disdain within, but will also help you to avoid being prosecuted for treason <> But then again, be on the look out for poacher-poachers who thrive to snag an easy buck from burnt out “No Hit” stooges like Mr. Nugent ~ Also, Ted seems to be intoxicated 24/7 so make sure his back is to your front at all times ~ SAVE AMERICA’S CREDIT RATING, GO HUNTING WITH AN IDIOT <>

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Donald Trump, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly - Democrats Between The Sheets or HRAC?

Unquestionably, no more circumstantial or direct evidence required to prove this allegation ~ At first glance and second extensive stare and study, an Earthling of relatively sound mind like you or I could easily come to the mundanely logical conclusion that all four uncomfortably conservative individuals listed in the title could conceivably be covert members of the HRAC (Hostile Republican Alien Contingent) ~ An extra-terrestrial clan which had arrived decades ago carrying explicit orders and intent to sabotage, dismantle, and methodically destroy the extremely fragile human fabric ~ An advanced interstellar race of super-natural beings executing an agenda which includes the final eradication of homo-sapien, leaving an empty, infertile planet of none ~

However, with this premise under serious consideration and well worthy of further intensive investigation, we cannot rule out a more sinister master plan, a plan devised by “Politically Progressive Operatives” designed to undermine and upset the nearly obsolete conservative party, an archaic clan of greed driven anarchists, uncompassionate, and dangerously malevolent alien intruders ~ A rather diabolically ingenious concept which evolves around the willful and deliberate implantation of high profile, rabidly loyal “Conservative” imposters into the news media spotlight with the sole purpose of deception ~ The goal is to annoy, insult, and viciously attack certain critically important and expanding voting bases such as Latinos which represent the fastest growing segment of our society, African Americans, and other demographic groups which always turn out in unbeatable force at primary elections ~

Is this a brilliantly devious plan by Democrats to mitigate conservative votes, or scheme conceived by subversive HRAC operatives from a non-terrestrial, distant celestial body? Whichever plausible explanation you subscribe to, the result would be the same, “HIGH VOTER TURNOFF IMPACT” ~ Case in focus ~ Right now, we are realizing and involuntarily enduring the lingering detrimental results of Donald Trumps blatantly boisterous monologue, complete with credible and believable threats of flipping stripes from conservative to independent if disrespected or annoyed by fellow Cons ~ A calculated move which would bring total annihilation to the remaining skeleton of mainstream conservatism ~ Even if Trump gleefully settles in as a GOP candidate long term, the inevitable election losses to the ever-prevailing common sense “Progressive Values” will be no less than profound in the coming years ~


 
Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and most notably the whiney, factually impotent Bill O’Reilly, all have made a disingenuous living in the past couple of decades via different media outlets ~ They have maniacally espoused incendiary, inflammatory, and outrageously false political claims which has become a desperate common place practice, absurdity so abundant that their actions have severely and irreparably damaged the already crumbling foundation of what they claim as their own republican party ~ Self inflicted wounds or “Democratic Plants”? ~ While we do have aliens living among us right now, I’m convinced it’s the latter ~

The always uptight, profoundly racist Ann Coulter, the “boney bleached blond olive oil” of the former GOP Clan, has done the same via spotlight segments televised on popular psycho, corporate puppet propaganda outlets such as fox-snooze and various published books ~ Where her presumably genuine fear of African Americans and disdain for Latinos and just about every other nationality originates from is anyone’s guess unless you’re a long term observer as I‘ve been over the years, I surmise it is absolutely money driven greed, anything to get attention and try to sell a book or two ~ Fortunately, the American public is catching on to her con-job and immediately discard her antics for what they truly are ~ Book huckster, democratic plant, or HRAC operative? Once again I believe it’s “Book Huckster/Democratic Plant”, we’ll investigate further and try to have a definitive answer nestled within future entries right here at “PPF” ~

And then there’s Rush Limbaugh, the king of pharmaceutically enhanced penis awakeners, whether or not they actually work on his chubby, overweight, aged conservative anatomy is anyone’s guess ~ A radio loud mouth who always offends Latinos, African Americans, Asians, and every other minority, but never concedes inaccuracies, erroneous information, or factually impotent rhetoric ~ He’s been broadcasting BS by the ship loads for decades, and has either intentionally or inadvertently done more to get Democrats elected to high office than the DNC could ever imagine possible ~

The evidence is crystal clear, and either accusation could indeed prove to be accurate ~ Are they Democratic Pawns, or Alien Intruders executing the Hostile Republican Alien Contingent’s covert agenda which includes the total destruction of Planet Earth? Stay tuned and refer to previously published entries for the proposed answers if you dare to uncover the truth ~ “Your only habitable planet Earth is at stake, get informed, get involved, and stay connected with the facts right here” <>
 
 

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Texas and Alaska to Secede From Union - They Have a Dream

It’s certainly no closely held or concealed cosmic secret that the bulk of Republicans and plenty of Extremoticians” or so called “Libertarians” such as Rand Paul et al, seem to have at least one thing in common, they either detest or immensely dislike the “Here and Now” of today, and literally despise the future. Give them an outhouse minus indoor or even outdoor plumbing which is of course traditionally utilized to deliver waste to an awaiting receptacle, a shoddily constructed log cabin, a whatever caliber pea-shooter or nuclear powered weapon used to exact a reckless furry on a freshly slaughtered supper, and include a no frills, one way ticket back to the 1700’s and all is good in conservative land. Only one problem, the vast majority of sane citizens in good standing who call America our constantly evolving home, enjoy and possibly even worship modern conveniences, which originate from science experiments and contrary to conservative “Regressivism“, we welcome the inherent hope, inspiration, and exciting expectations the future promises.

And even though this brainwashed strain are overtly and presumably covertly pressured into espousing the contrary, an undue influence which is difficult to repel especially in red hot conservative regions such as the deep south, many Republicans if faced with an un-tampered with choice, would indeed select a progressive path forward and willfully join Progressive Democrats in their quest for an enriched way of life for all Americans. Scientific experimentation and discovery is irreversibly embedded in society and that’s absolutely a good thing regardless of the unwillingness of Republicans to accept factual data. Without brilliant Homo-sapien and/or possibly Extra-Terrestrial manipulated terrestrial minds, we as a human, Earth dwelling civilization would have perished eons ago right along side the late but ever so great dinosaurs. Or at the very least we would currently expect a much shorter life span than we anticipate with the inclusion of science generated tools, wisdom, and knowledge.

~ So therein lies the seemingly un-bridgeable political, societal, and cultural conflict. Two tribes, Democrat and Republican, with two undoubtedly irreconcilable postures. A divergent universal belief in values which painfully strains any attempt to converge to achieve any productivity. At least that’s the image Republican figure heads such as Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Rand Paul, et al try so desperately to project onto the general public ~

So here is my common sense generic solution which would conceivably solve this primary issue as well as help to accommodate or smooth out additional chronic peripheral problems. My suggestion is as follows. Let’s encourage two right wing saturated, immovable red states to perform an act which the populous of each had previously embraced and celebrated as a path of virtual contentment ~ The secession of their respective states. A willful or if necessary, a gently coerced action by those who wish to assist and help facilitate this action. A legal pursuit augmented by good faith helpers, to allow republicans residing in these less than stellar locales, surrender United States Citizenship and forfeit sovereign terra-firma in favor of occupying two separate, self contained and self supported loner--nations without interference from evil, devilish, prying governmental personnel, agencies, and/or related entities. Taxes? Forget taxes, in these newly established loner-nations, we as an unwavering regressive clan wish to fend, hunt and gather, fish, and magically create fire for ourselves without intervention nor modicum of assistance. Just like our favorite Hollywood Production “Little House on the Prairie” or “Gunsmoke” or “Big Valley” or any other given fictional television show about the wild, untamed lawless west of ages ago. “Just gift us our separate land, and we shall give you, the United States no allegiance” would be the motto ~ Just leave us the hell alone ~ Think about it for a moment, any individual or entity who expresses an insatiable desire or even passing thought to secede from our tightly woven union of states could in my opinion, and possibly even in the eyes of the law, be considered a person or entity which partakes in treasonous activity right? Can a genuine allegiance to this nation exist within the heart and soul of an individual who ponders or even demands the thought of immediate secession?

So just to recap this somewhat controversial entry, we’ve at least established two distinctly incontrovertible facts. Exhibit A ~ the vast majority of Conservative Republicans, an exceedingly bizarre clan which many including myself have published entries questioning their legitimate human being status, would actually prefer to exist here on planet Earth without a Federal Government, the literal adhesive which is an essential element to tightly bond us as a unified nation. Exhibit B ~ if any individual, citizen or otherwise, or member of a hostile alien contingent dreams or fantasizes about seceding from this united union called America, the national allegiance or patriotism of him, her, or “it” in the case of a group of individuals or quasi individuals, is undoubtedly in question ~ It is virtually impossible to declare unwavering, unconditional patriotism to our flag with one cheek, then immediately reverse course and rabidly espouse a “Secedenist” attitude or agenda, it simply cannot be reconciled nor justified as valid ~

So, the next time a Conservative, sane or otherwise begins a fever pitched narrative about how much he/she despises our government, hates our student loan program, becomes nauseous at the mere thought of delivering un-employment checks to American workers who may have been fired due to no fault of their own, or scoff at a minimum wage hourly rate hike, don’t return fire with a rationally thought out retort, as valid or enlightening as it mat be, simply respond if the words are directed in your general vicinity by asking him/her what you can do as a patriotic American do to help further or expedite the Texas/Alaska secession dream he/she re-runs in his/her mind over and over into perpetuity ~ I guess it’s your duty <>

Saturday, November 9, 2013

The Democratic Party - Heaven Sent Angelic Protectors

Within the context of recently indexed and archived editions of “Paranormal Political Files”, we’ve briefly touched upon the realistic possibility that certain elements or rogue factions of the severely tattered, decisively discredited, and alarmingly delusional republican party could conceivably be malicious insurgent alien beings from another world or a leftover dysfunctional breed of humanoid stemming directly from an extra-terrestrial DNA experiment performed centuries ago - Although competing explanations of why a small group of republicans traditionally act as if our ripe planet and her flourishing inhabitants are burdensome to their particular way of life fall far short of a preponderance of evidence, I understand the sinister alien connection presented here for the first time ever is of course ample theoretical hypotheses to digest. But now, with that seasoned recipe inflamed on the front burner to be sauteed' in continuum at this venue, let’s switch intergalactic gears and begin an uplifting, inspirational exploration of those heroic Earthlings delivered to us by the guardian of good who are working tirelessly to protect all of mankind from this malevolent conservative contingent.

“The visible inclusions of this labor and senior citizen friendly creed called “Democrats” are noticeable yet over powered and offset by their persistent willingness to fight for those human constituents who are not of wealthy means - This irrefutably compassionate political party undeniably possesses potentially irreparable flaws which are understandable and accepted as inherent to the intelligent terrestrial life form found here on Earth, therefore forgiven by the vast majority of genuine, law abiding, patriotic Americans“ -

Fortunately, for the collective good of our imperfect yet highly evolved and adequately functional human species, an eclectic and diverse inter-planetary race known more commonly as “Progressive Liberals” is trying desperately to concoct an impenetrable defense to protect us against the alleged malicious conservative alien contingent, thereby enhancing the survivability factor for normal, deity or non-deity worshiping individuals living peacefully here on fertile Earth while suppressing the repugnant republican aggression. A Herculean covert nuisance abatement effort is evidently under way to neutralize and eventually defeat what a growing number of experts would unambiguously classify as a hostile republican alien insurgency, a clan which is unrelentingly attacking our populous from all conceivable angles as it emerges from the dark side. This righteous, powerful force providing the initial canopy of defense against our tea party controlled GOP menace is spearheaded by several of our high profile angelic saviors - This magnificently imposing posse of quilled-pen armed gladiators consists of several election certified human beings including multi-term, beloved California Representative and first “Wonder Woman” Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, lean mean hoop shootin’ machine from Chicago President Barrack Obama, and robotically reserved yet steadfast and firm Senator Harry Reid et al authenticated democrats. As time progresses, they will be replaced periodically by other angelic soles of equal tenacity and we as a unified country with the obvious exception of the not so great state of Texas, shall forever be grateful to this ink filled, saber wielding legislative ensemble and when this insane conservative offensive against the common good of mainstream America is finally quelled and permanently put down, we shall honor their strength and sacrifice in memoriam for future generations of legitimate Earthlings to admire, appreciate, and of course emulate.

Absent this rigorous “Push Back” against the relentless conservative sorties deployed daily via congressional stonewalling, filibustering, propaganda dissemination, disingenuous, self-serving, and misleading legislation, and innumerable other illegal means attempted by tea party beholden ingrates coupled with unscrupulous offensives initiated by extremely wealthy and greed driven deviants, assaults which constantly target innocent, hard working or retired humans domiciled here on this planet, the bulk of our land and fortunes would have undoubtedly been seized forcefully long ago by unilateral eminent domain. Treasure troves of America’s collective wealth aggressively stolen, not to mention the inevitable toll this would have taken on our health. Our valuable terrestrial-based assets to be confiscated and essential life sustaining resources diverted from the poor and middle class then subsequently used gratuitously for local, self anointed aristocracies or reserved for interplanetary delivery to a distant alien world and not necessarily distributed in kind for universal common good right here at home for those who desperately need it. Enter our god given saviors, our abaters, our defenders - Consisting of a small nucleolus of angelic entities who were evidently implanted within this tiny life yielding celestial body third from the sun to uncover the true identity of, and subsequently stave off the “Anunnaki Mistake” called the “Tea Party”, or more commonly referred to by the increasing number of historical investigators as “The Insurgent Republican Alien Contingent” or in brief “IRAC” -





“I realize this may be a difficult subject to digest for most readers and therefore appreciate for what it‘s truly worth at this point in time, even though we as a relatively young, religion rooted civilization have entered a near miraculous nano-byte era where scientific discoveries pertaining to our outer-space and beyond origins have accelerated at the virtual speed of light, but many more than a gaggle of geeky knowledgeable scholars coupled with energetic enthusiasts alike, believe that when the ancient Anunnaki departed Earth centuries ago subsequent to mining adequate quantities of gold to save their distant planet, they neglected to “fix” or de-program the exceptionally porous minds of those slave-like humans who were left behind in haste and miraculously flourished like an infectious plague only to spawn a fresh new batch of their kind” -

End result? The abandonment of a small, un-organized, un-regulated, quasi-barbaric group of experimental individuals who roamed the planet freely while handing down a malicious, confused, severely demented, and greed driven chain of ancestral lineage which had unfortunately survived into our sparkling new millennium - This dysfunctional, diminutive in numbers, degenerately regressivist clan is now called “The Republican Party” in modern times - “The sole quest for riches by this pre-programmed clan evidently resulted in an irreparable “Greed” or “Gold Fever” gene deeply embedded in perpetuity to be inherited forever without impunity” -

Understanding the turmoil and unsafe living conditions a dangerous faction like this would pose to the rest of the civilized world, the theory suggests a cosmic counter insurgency force consisting of “Angelic Protectors” was hand selected by our intangible savior subsequent to intensive surveillance here on Earth. Immediately thereafter, they were organized, meticulously trained, then expediently deployed with an overt mission to identify then efficiently repel this evil minded, terrorizing conservative menace. Nancy Pelosi, a heroic leader and organizer of our powerful angelic contingent has been a champion of the common worker and their resilient middle class families for decades. She has also worked tirelessly to help and assist the underprivileged, senior citizens, and impressionable children of the world. Although her employment stature is technically considered of lower ranking than president, she is without a doubt the unmovable solid rock of this righteous force. Imposing her compassionate motherly will upon the president and various members of congress to do the right thing regardless of the expected consequential “Republican Attack”. This admirable set of values will surely be the cornerstone of her stellar legacy when the last line to define her amazing career is penned.

President Obama, another guardian of good will is a former community organizer who chose early on in his blossoming vibrant career to teach his neighbors as they learned how to mobilize and subsequently make a societal difference ahead of immediately joining the workforce to begin enriching his own life. A values oriented super star who continuously exhibit’s the attributes of a true leader and consummate champion of the people. Lastly, Senator Harry Reid, a powerful man who is seemingly diminutive in physical presence yet a ferocious lion where and when it counts, specifically when defending average human beings, their property, and health. Together with a much larger force of lower profile, democratically affiliated angelic protectors who are diligently working without receipt of visible accolades nor notoriety, the aforementioned modernized “Neo-Gladiators of Good Will” forged a strong unity bond and now work tirelessly as one within political walls and beyond to stave off the relentless “IRAC” and bring the remaining balance of normal human beings which number in the tens of millions, peace, happiness, and the inherent constitutional right to simply live their lives here in America without being constantly terrorized or tormented by an insane republican led insurgency - Let us pray our Democratic Saviors succeed and do everything we possibly can to help, assist, and support them, for your fertile, habitable planet perfectly situated within this seeded solar system together with her indigenous race affectionately called “Mankind” depend on it <>




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Saturday, October 19, 2013

"Test" of a Hostile Republican Alien Insurgent




<> The Face of an Earthling? <>


In an effort to avert catastrophic consequences for our tumultuous yet extremely fertile planet Earth, I believe the time is now to publish the definitive manual on how to uncover the true identity of an associate, employer, neighbor, friend, acquaintance, or even blood relative. Included within this extensively researched, comprehensive manual, is the following fact finding and verification material. Is the individual in question a legitimate, bona fide member of the human species? A valid, gene-certified messenger of good will toward man? Or cretonous deviant from another world? It’s a psychological “Alien Test” to accurately identify and confirm a loving family member or elected public servant. Or, if the brief quiz is failed, expose him or her as an unwelcome alien intruder secretly embedded within the threads of terrestrial worldly fabric here on Earth presumably with the explicit intent to infiltrate our integrated tribes and ultimately cause severe, irreparable damage to our social habitat and systematically corrupt the adopted political structure.


<> Rep. Eric Cantor or Hostile Alien? <>
In previously published installments right here at “Paranormal Political Files“, we’ve already begun to explore the realistic possibility that a small hostile alien contingent lurks both underground and in plain sight among genuine human beings, and we as concerned patriotic Americans, are in the process of methodically investigating the growing body of scientific evidence which supports the distinct possibility this band of biological or robotic scouts have illegally acquired legitimate seats in congress through advanced mind and body DNA manipulation, the equivalent of a severe, involuntary compromise of our unique physiology. So now, to abate further damage, it’s time to endow all humans who are concerned about protecting our habitable planet with the tools necessary to unearth and prosecute this foreign born strain of malicious extra-terrestrial menaces. The following quick “values” guide, which is a critical component found within the multi-faceted manual, will ensure irrefutable accuracy when applying the “Test” to determine whether or not the subject under examination is indeed who he or she claims to be, a peaceful, productive, benign member of the human race, or if this questionable person is indeed a subversive, malignant, outer-space spawned impostor with violent combative tendencies aimed directly at mankind. To uncover the truth from a psychological standpoint, include and apply the following group of essential questions during your overall examination and evaluation to determine hidden, underlying values of the “Testee” - The following batch of eleven was extracted directly from a much larger pool of reliable tale telling queries - "Identify the aliens and understand the urgency of developing an effective defense" - Let’s begin.


1 <> Does the suspect ridicule the unfortunate economic situation of a person who is currently underprivileged or in a financially strained circumstance?

2 <> Does the suspect favor unobstructed, nationalized, and subsidized affordable health care for all Americans regardless of financial situation?

3 <> Does the suspect masquerade as a genuine Christian yet conveniently ignores vitally important segments and passages contained within bible parchment?

4 <> Most experts agree Labor Unions provide a “Buffer” or critically important layer of protection for the common worker against managers/owners that could otherwise arbitrarily issue unjustified orders or directives which could adversely affect employees. Does your suspect support Labor Unions?

5 <> Does your suspect understand the fact that the 2cnd Amendment to the United States Constitution DOES NOT give all Americans the right to own a firearm unless and until certain conditions are met?

6 <> Does your suspect have the uncontrollable tendency to lie or embellish to the point of ridiculousness or obscurity when asked meaningful, substantive questions?

7 <> Does your suspect understand that the actions of the “Real” tea party in the 1700’s were executed to affirm tax collection with the existence of representation from a congressperson or senator and not to abolish taxes as the irrational, mis-guided, and ill-advised tea party of the 2000’s advocates.

8 <> Does your suspect understand the concept of the “United” States of America?

9 <> Does your suspect understand this country would become insolvent and fail shortly thereafter if federal tax collection was abolished?

10 <> Does your suspect understand the fact that Representative Paul Ryan along with other cohorts such as Senator Rand Paul, Representative Eric Kantor, et al unscrupulous conservatives will indeed eliminate social security payments and medicare medical benefits for all our senior citizens if given the unchallenged chance?

11<> Does your suspect exhibit reckless, irresponsible, obliviously comatose, or even subversive tendencies toward honoring our collective debt obligations? Almost as if he/she does not even understand the importance of the fundamental concept of paying our bills on time without delay?

 

Suspect is a “Republican Alien Insurgent” - ANSWERS (Fail):

1. Yes 2. No 3. Yes 4. No 5. No 6. Yes 7. No 8. No 9. No 10. No 11.Yes



<> Goofy, Out-of-Touch Rep. Paul Ryan or Subversive Alien Insurgent? <>


Concurrent with test results, the murky uncertainty subsides while a clear understanding of the suspect’s true underlying values emerges - The preceding eleven questions should provide you as Earthly inquisitive “Tester“, with enough valuable data from which to begin the “alien/human” evaluation process - If the suspect fails, you as a bona fide American citizen have the inherent right and obligation to challenge this individual and his/her malicious intent to the maximum extent of the law. As a deputized officer authorized by our constitution, always exercise caution when approached by the suspect and watch this alien intruder with the utmost vigilance to ensure you provide a protective layer of security while you observe from a safe distance, report your findings, and hopefully are successful in averting the execution of a sinister scheme perpetrated on fellow human beings by this foreign insurgent. The majority of rational citizens would agree, our founding fathers would be appalled while closely monitoring the conservative right, the obliviously absurd tea party, and their shocking anti-union attempts at sabotaging the very core of the United States of America and her people. Always remember, your country, your family, your life savings, your well being and safety, your health, and of course, our only habitable planet is at stake. All true Americans urge you to accept the responsibility of “caretaker” just like our brave ancestors did in the 1700’s while defeating massive foreign armies from across the Atlantic that invaded our land for purely capitalistic purposes, and proceed with the utmost care, professionalism, and steadfastness to impede progress of the unwelcome “Alien Contingent” and its ability to arbitrarily tamper with society while you strive mightily to preserve the integrity and survivability of our fragile human species. Work diligently to become more sensitive, tuned in, and aware of your personal surroundings, political legislative consequences, and financial situation, all of which are intertwined with your way of life and seek to understand how all are negatively affected by this non-human conservative insurgency, then act accordingly within the law, media, or internet channels to protect your family, fortune, home, and of course, mankind’s future.


<> What Really Lurks Behind John Boehner's Unattractive, Disturbing Public Persona? <>

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Is the Republican Party a Hostile Insurgent Alien Contingent?

I understand this seemingly obscure theory has been toyed with in the past by Hollywood producers but in reality, what other rational explanation could there possibly be for the conservative party’s unwavering contempt of Earth in general and utter disdain for all of her spiritually endowed inhabitants? Fracking up Earth’s solid natural foundation for personal gain, oil rigging, encouraging the tainting of our food supply, elimination of federally funded regulating agencies that manage and attempt to mitigate the potential of poisoned or contaminated food and water, elimination of acceptable quality health care, elimination of student loans, support of offshore drilling or anywhere else money motivated multi-billion dollar corporations such as Exxon Mobil wishes to extract a layer of this planet’s natural insulation, willfully subverting our constitution by utilizing any and all illegal means to “Shut Down” or stonewall our government and her natural process, a government which by the way is paid for by our tax dollars, manipulating and/or circumventing legislative laws in an effort to sabotage the stellar credit rating of the United States of America, an America which has rightfully left the regressive republicans and their outhouses in the proverbial dust, and unfortunately for peaceful god worshiping people around the globe, this Religious Right Conservative “To Do List” goes on in perpetuity. All likely scenarios an alien force would unquestionably try to enact and implement if the intent was to destroy Earthbound inhabitants and our natural habitat then immediately terra-form it right back up to their particular engineering specs and standards.

As we rapidly progress forward with new discovery of scientific breakthroughs leading to enhanced knowledge, we continuously build upon an existing living archive of irrefutable facts and supporting circumstantial evidence which all experts and amateurs alike in the field agree, will eventually point toward concrete proof of intelligent, conversation worthy extra-terrestrial life elsewhere in our immensely congested universe. According to the experts, it’s just a matter of time before we establish contact via visual touch and feel, long distance radio wave, or telepathic mathematical correspondence. Is this sci-fi concept or belief truly a present day reality? Why not? How can we prove the republican party and her dim-witted, maliciously destructive anarchistic members are not a covert contingent sent here to Earth by a distant civilization light years away? Unfortunately, after intensive due diligence to peruse the “Conservative” history including archival records, I believe it would be far more difficult to prove without a shadow of a doubt they ARE NOT sinister foreign invaders from an alternate universe or far away star system. At least the preponderance of evidence, including the conservative party’s own congressional voting record and blatant actions, would indeed point toward the republican party as a hostile entity determined without reserve nor conscience, to render this robustly populated planet’s inhabitants helpless in their daily quest to simply survive. A clear, overt goal of this evil alien contingent seems to be a systematic degradation of the average American’s quality of life with an end game of annihilating the well deserved income stream of our senior citizens, dismantling the working class, the under privileged, the poor, and anyone else who has not been fortunate enough to have inherited a treasure trove of ill-gotten wealth in the same vane as Mitt Romney or any other silver spooned, out of touch exercise deficient "panzyish" rich man.

The perfect infiltration tactic for an alien contingent - Takeover the United States Congress - Where else would a small, stealthy undercover alien squad who was determined to “Shut Down” Earth and all her inhabitants begin this global coo and mass extermination but the hub of global power and domination, namely the United States Congress - Perform a simple exchange of physical molecular structure to avoid visual detection by family members, friends, or co-workers, then follow up with expedient uploading of brain configuration including stored memory and within mere seconds, the aliens are “in”, masquerading as your insane republican representative. A scheme to begin a sinister plan to strip our planet of its very core and fiber starting with what at one time was the biggest trustworthy powerhouse and model of civilized discourse and negotiations, the United States of America, and then moving on to other cultures. Hijacking then perfectly replicating our unique identity and inner essence to move freely within the bounds of society while stroking a tiny pen of destructive initiatives to slowly impede your ability to survive. A dangerously efficient plan.

Your inherent constitutional right to receive adequate, professionally administered health care is placed in constant jeopardy by the mal-intended conservative insurgency, your right to receive monetary benefits derived from earned social security credits is in the process of being eliminated if this alien contingent is successful. An entitlement which if interrupted, could conceivably degrade our economic structure to the point of no return or at the very least, would undoubtedly cause severe internal damage. And the list of targets grows with each passing celestial body. The estimates pertaining to the possibility of the existence of alien life forms are growing daily, soon the scientific community will up numbers of habitable zones from thousands in our galaxy alone, to millions or even billions of alien hosting planets. I know it sounds surreal or even slightly deranged and extremely difficult to comprehend, to ponder the thought of a malicious extra-terrestrial strain currently menacing our one and only human populated Earth, but just ten years ago, the majority of civilized nations could not conceive of self serving narcissists living here in America who would even consider the thought of rendering this great nation impotent simply because they demanded a massive shift of assets away from the working class and in favor of the wealthy, or the repealing of our constitutional right to levy taxes upon all citizens for the common good of the country, or simply because they demand ALL Americans must regress to the point of dismantling indoor plumbing and installing a pine lined outhouse, or at the very least, be compelled to endure a minimum of one episode per week of “Duck Dynasty” or "Larry the Cable Guy". After studying the preceding scenario I’ve come to the only logical conclusion I believe possible. Humor aside for a moment, there is indeed a destructive alien force commingled and assimilated within the communities of our nation’s borders and possibly even throughout the globe, however, despite claims to the contrary, this evil-spirited foreign contingent does not greet you with a smile while uttering the warm and friendly salutation “Holla”.

<> The United States and her progressive society has long since outgrown the Republican Party, Tea Party, and Stone Aged Regressive Religious Conservative Right - Time to "Shut Down" or at the very least, neutralize this malicious Alien Contingent by all legal means necessary including litigation and heavy ballot box participation <>

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Relocating The Republican Party

Somalia maybe? As our nation congregates religiously around two primary and overwhelmingly dominant news outlets, namely MSNBC and FOX , we are voluntarily bombarded daily and nightly via portable tablet, tube, or LCD display with an unhealthy dose of political insight, or in many cases ill-conceived and shoddily thought out propaganda, the latter mainly streaming fluidly from the FOX corner. But regardless of your denomination, brain wave configuration, or affiliation, one thing is certain, it appears as if the vast majority of Republican politicians and Conservative leaning U.S. citizens are extremely dissatisfied with the American way of life, the laws by which we live, our constitutional inheritance, and common sense regulations which are drafted, implemented, and amended periodically to ensure we intake the safest drinking water, consume edible food, and benefit from all other incidentals.

So why stay here with citizenship papers in hand when apparently the United States has evolved, progressed, and advanced so far ahead, as it rightfully should as a nation, to the point of causing what is articulated as “Irreparable Misery” to those who carry and raise the severely tattered “Paul/Ryan/Limbaugh/Hannity/O’Reilly Flag of Unjustified Discontent”? Even though most Americans would categorize this “Misery” as a mere convenient excuse to filibuster, stonewall, and in some instances illegally obstruct what they perceive to be as legislation designed to facilitate “Evil Modernization” or a “Level Playing Field“ for the working class and senior citizen population.

So here’s the bottom line - If you’re not interested in driving to a local grocery store and prefer to go “Militant” by running into the jungle to shoot your own sustenance like a demented Ted Nugent and so many other Republicans who long for a “Little House on the Prairie“ redeux, even though dense treeline terrain might be sparse to non-existent there, Somalia just might be for you. When nature calls, if your heart is set on sitting in a slightly uncomfortable outhouse with ass in seat and a hand full of leaves at the ready like so many Republicans apparently long for, once again Somalia might be the perfect fit to accommodate these antiquated desires. Moreover, if you’re unabashedly eager to completely abolish all gun laws in favor of “Anything Goes” including bazooka or even tank ownership for all citizens regardless of organized military affiliation or lack thereof, why strive for this ridiculous “Regressivist” outcome here in a civilized country like the United States when Somalia will presumably welcome you and all your psychotic visions with open FIREarms right now?