Somalia maybe? As our nation congregates religiously around two primary and overwhelmingly dominant news outlets, namely MSNBC and FOX , we are voluntarily bombarded daily and nightly via portable tablet, tube, or LCD display with an unhealthy dose of political insight, or in many cases ill-conceived and shoddily thought out propaganda, the latter mainly streaming fluidly from the FOX corner. But regardless of your denomination, brain wave configuration, or affiliation, one thing is certain, it appears as if the vast majority of Republican politicians and Conservative leaning U.S. citizens are extremely dissatisfied with the American way of life, the laws by which we live, our constitutional inheritance, and common sense regulations which are drafted, implemented, and amended periodically to ensure we intake the safest drinking water, consume edible food, and benefit from all other incidentals.
So why stay here with citizenship papers in hand when apparently the United States has evolved, progressed, and advanced so far ahead, as it rightfully should as a nation, to the point of causing what is articulated as “Irreparable Misery” to those who carry and raise the severely tattered “Paul/Ryan/Limbaugh/Hannity/O’Reilly Flag of Unjustified Discontent”? Even though most Americans would categorize this “Misery” as a mere convenient excuse to filibuster, stonewall, and in some instances illegally obstruct what they perceive to be as legislation designed to facilitate “Evil Modernization” or a “Level Playing Field“ for the working class and senior citizen population.
So here’s the bottom line - If you’re not interested in driving to a local grocery store and prefer to go “Militant” by running into the jungle to shoot your own sustenance like a demented Ted Nugent and so many other Republicans who long for a “Little House on the Prairie“ redeux, even though dense treeline terrain might be sparse to non-existent there, Somalia just might be for you. When nature calls, if your heart is set on sitting in a slightly uncomfortable outhouse with ass in seat and a hand full of leaves at the ready like so many Republicans apparently long for, once again Somalia might be the perfect fit to accommodate these antiquated desires. Moreover, if you’re unabashedly eager to completely abolish all gun laws in favor of “Anything Goes” including bazooka or even tank ownership for all citizens regardless of organized military affiliation or lack thereof, why strive for this ridiculous “Regressivist” outcome here in a civilized country like the United States when Somalia will presumably welcome you and all your psychotic visions with open FIREarms right now?
