It’s certainly no closely held or concealed cosmic secret that the bulk of Republicans and plenty of Extremoticians” or so called “Libertarians” such as Rand Paul et al, seem to have at least one thing in common, they either detest or immensely dislike the “Here and Now” of today, and literally despise the future. Give them an outhouse minus indoor or even outdoor plumbing which is of course traditionally utilized to deliver waste to an awaiting receptacle, a shoddily constructed log cabin, a whatever caliber pea-shooter or nuclear powered weapon used to exact a reckless furry on a freshly slaughtered supper, and include a no frills, one way ticket back to the 1700’s and all is good in conservative land. Only one problem, the vast majority of sane citizens in good standing who call America our constantly evolving home, enjoy and possibly even worship modern conveniences, which originate from science experiments and contrary to conservative “Regressivism“, we welcome the inherent hope, inspiration, and exciting expectations the future promises.
And even though this brainwashed strain are overtly and presumably covertly pressured into espousing the contrary, an undue influence which is difficult to repel especially in red hot conservative regions such as the deep south, many Republicans if faced with an un-tampered with choice, would indeed select a progressive path forward and willfully join Progressive Democrats in their quest for an enriched way of life for all Americans. Scientific experimentation and discovery is irreversibly embedded in society and that’s absolutely a good thing regardless of the unwillingness of Republicans to accept factual data. Without brilliant Homo-sapien and/or possibly Extra-Terrestrial manipulated terrestrial minds, we as a human, Earth dwelling civilization would have perished eons ago right along side the late but ever so great dinosaurs. Or at the very least we would currently expect a much shorter life span than we anticipate with the inclusion of science generated tools, wisdom, and knowledge.
~ So therein lies the seemingly un-bridgeable political, societal, and cultural conflict. Two tribes, Democrat and Republican, with two undoubtedly irreconcilable postures. A divergent universal belief in values which painfully strains any attempt to converge to achieve any productivity. At least that’s the image Republican figure heads such as Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Rand Paul, et al try so desperately to project onto the general public ~
So here is my common sense generic solution which would conceivably solve this primary issue as well as help to accommodate or smooth out additional chronic peripheral problems. My suggestion is as follows. Let’s encourage two right wing saturated, immovable red states to perform an act which the populous of each had previously embraced and celebrated as a path of virtual contentment ~ The secession of their respective states. A willful or if necessary, a gently coerced action by those who wish to assist and help facilitate this action. A legal pursuit augmented by good faith helpers, to allow republicans residing in these less than stellar locales, surrender United States Citizenship and forfeit sovereign terra-firma in favor of occupying two separate, self contained and self supported loner--nations without interference from evil, devilish, prying governmental personnel, agencies, and/or related entities. Taxes? Forget taxes, in these newly established loner-nations, we as an unwavering regressive clan wish to fend, hunt and gather, fish, and magically create fire for ourselves without intervention nor modicum of assistance. Just like our favorite Hollywood Production “Little House on the Prairie” or “Gunsmoke” or “Big Valley” or any other given fictional television show about the wild, untamed lawless west of ages ago. “Just gift us our separate land, and we shall give you, the United States no allegiance” would be the motto ~ Just leave us the hell alone ~ Think about it for a moment, any individual or entity who expresses an insatiable desire or even passing thought to secede from our tightly woven union of states could in my opinion, and possibly even in the eyes of the law, be considered a person or entity which partakes in treasonous activity right? Can a genuine allegiance to this nation exist within the heart and soul of an individual who ponders or even demands the thought of immediate secession?
So just to recap this somewhat controversial entry, we’ve at least established two distinctly incontrovertible facts. Exhibit A ~ the vast majority of Conservative Republicans, an exceedingly bizarre clan which many including myself have published entries questioning their legitimate human being status, would actually prefer to exist here on planet Earth without a Federal Government, the literal adhesive which is an essential element to tightly bond us as a unified nation. Exhibit B ~ if any individual, citizen or otherwise, or member of a hostile alien contingent dreams or fantasizes about seceding from this united union called America, the national allegiance or patriotism of him, her, or “it” in the case of a group of individuals or quasi individuals, is undoubtedly in question ~ It is virtually impossible to declare unwavering, unconditional patriotism to our flag with one cheek, then immediately reverse course and rabidly espouse a “Secedenist” attitude or agenda, it simply cannot be reconciled nor justified as valid ~
So, the next time a Conservative, sane or otherwise begins a fever pitched narrative about how much he/she despises our government, hates our student loan program, becomes nauseous at the mere thought of delivering un-employment checks to American workers who may have been fired due to no fault of their own, or scoff at a minimum wage hourly rate hike, don’t return fire with a rationally thought out retort, as valid or enlightening as it mat be, simply respond if the words are directed in your general vicinity by asking him/her what you can do as a patriotic American do to help further or expedite the Texas/Alaska secession dream he/she re-runs in his/her mind over and over into perpetuity ~ I guess it’s your duty <>
