“The visible inclusions of this labor and senior citizen friendly creed called “Democrats” are noticeable yet over powered and offset by their persistent willingness to fight for those human constituents who are not of wealthy means - This irrefutably compassionate political party undeniably possesses potentially irreparable flaws which are understandable and accepted as inherent to the intelligent terrestrial life form found here on Earth, therefore forgiven by the vast majority of genuine, law abiding, patriotic Americans“ -
Fortunately, for the collective good of our imperfect yet highly evolved and adequately functional human species, an eclectic and diverse inter-planetary race known more commonly as “Progressive Liberals” is trying desperately to concoct an impenetrable defense to protect us against the alleged malicious conservative alien contingent, thereby enhancing the survivability factor for normal, deity or non-deity worshiping individuals living peacefully here on fertile Earth while suppressing the repugnant republican aggression. A Herculean covert nuisance abatement effort is evidently under way to neutralize and eventually defeat what a growing number of experts would unambiguously classify as a hostile republican alien insurgency, a clan which is unrelentingly attacking our populous from all conceivable angles as it emerges from the dark side. This righteous, powerful force providing the initial canopy of defense against our tea party controlled GOP menace is spearheaded by several of our high profile angelic saviors - This magnificently imposing posse of quilled-pen armed gladiators consists of several election certified human beings including multi-term, beloved California Representative and first “Wonder Woman” Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, lean mean hoop shootin’ machine from Chicago President Barrack Obama, and robotically reserved yet steadfast and firm Senator Harry Reid et al authenticated democrats. As time progresses, they will be replaced periodically by other angelic soles of equal tenacity and we as a unified country with the obvious exception of the not so great state of Texas, shall forever be grateful to this ink filled, saber wielding legislative ensemble and when this insane conservative offensive against the common good of mainstream America is finally quelled and permanently put down, we shall honor their strength and sacrifice in memoriam for future generations of legitimate Earthlings to admire, appreciate, and of course emulate.
Absent this rigorous “Push Back” against the relentless conservative sorties deployed daily via congressional stonewalling, filibustering, propaganda dissemination, disingenuous, self-serving, and misleading legislation, and innumerable other illegal means attempted by tea party beholden ingrates coupled with unscrupulous offensives initiated by extremely wealthy and greed driven deviants, assaults which constantly target innocent, hard working or retired humans domiciled here on this planet, the bulk of our land and fortunes would have undoubtedly been seized forcefully long ago by unilateral eminent domain. Treasure troves of America’s collective wealth aggressively stolen, not to mention the inevitable toll this would have taken on our health. Our valuable terrestrial-based assets to be confiscated and essential life sustaining resources diverted from the poor and middle class then subsequently used gratuitously for local, self anointed aristocracies or reserved for interplanetary delivery to a distant alien world and not necessarily distributed in kind for universal common good right here at home for those who desperately need it. Enter our god given saviors, our abaters, our defenders - Consisting of a small nucleolus of angelic entities who were evidently implanted within this tiny life yielding celestial body third from the sun to uncover the true identity of, and subsequently stave off the “Anunnaki Mistake” called the “Tea Party”, or more commonly referred to by the increasing number of historical investigators as “The Insurgent Republican Alien Contingent” or in brief “IRAC” -
“I realize this may be a difficult subject to digest for most readers and therefore appreciate for what it‘s truly worth at this point in time, even though we as a relatively young, religion rooted civilization have entered a near miraculous nano-byte era where scientific discoveries pertaining to our outer-space and beyond origins have accelerated at the virtual speed of light, but many more than a gaggle of geeky knowledgeable scholars coupled with energetic enthusiasts alike, believe that when the ancient Anunnaki departed Earth centuries ago subsequent to mining adequate quantities of gold to save their distant planet, they neglected to “fix” or de-program the exceptionally porous minds of those slave-like humans who were left behind in haste and miraculously flourished like an infectious plague only to spawn a fresh new batch of their kind” -
End result? The abandonment of a small, un-organized, un-regulated, quasi-barbaric group of experimental individuals who roamed the planet freely while handing down a malicious, confused, severely demented, and greed driven chain of ancestral lineage which had unfortunately survived into our sparkling new millennium - This dysfunctional, diminutive in numbers, degenerately regressivist clan is now called “The Republican Party” in modern times - “The sole quest for riches by this pre-programmed clan evidently resulted in an irreparable “Greed” or “Gold Fever” gene deeply embedded in perpetuity to be inherited forever without impunity” -
Understanding the turmoil and unsafe living conditions a dangerous faction like this would pose to the rest of the civilized world, the theory suggests a cosmic counter insurgency force consisting of “Angelic Protectors” was hand selected by our intangible savior subsequent to intensive surveillance here on Earth. Immediately thereafter, they were organized, meticulously trained, then expediently deployed with an overt mission to identify then efficiently repel this evil minded, terrorizing conservative menace. Nancy Pelosi, a heroic leader and organizer of our powerful angelic contingent has been a champion of the common worker and their resilient middle class families for decades. She has also worked tirelessly to help and assist the underprivileged, senior citizens, and impressionable children of the world. Although her employment stature is technically considered of lower ranking than president, she is without a doubt the unmovable solid rock of this righteous force. Imposing her compassionate motherly will upon the president and various members of congress to do the right thing regardless of the expected consequential “Republican Attack”. This admirable set of values will surely be the cornerstone of her stellar legacy when the last line to define her amazing career is penned.
President Obama, another guardian of good will is a former community organizer who chose early on in his blossoming vibrant career to teach his neighbors as they learned how to mobilize and subsequently make a societal difference ahead of immediately joining the workforce to begin enriching his own life. A values oriented super star who continuously exhibit’s the attributes of a true leader and consummate champion of the people. Lastly, Senator Harry Reid, a powerful man who is seemingly diminutive in physical presence yet a ferocious lion where and when it counts, specifically when defending average human beings, their property, and health. Together with a much larger force of lower profile, democratically affiliated angelic protectors who are diligently working without receipt of visible accolades nor notoriety, the aforementioned modernized “Neo-Gladiators of Good Will” forged a strong unity bond and now work tirelessly as one within political walls and beyond to stave off the relentless “IRAC” and bring the remaining balance of normal human beings which number in the tens of millions, peace, happiness, and the inherent constitutional right to simply live their lives here in America without being constantly terrorized or tormented by an insane republican led insurgency - Let us pray our Democratic Saviors succeed and do everything we possibly can to help, assist, and support them, for your fertile, habitable planet perfectly situated within this seeded solar system together with her indigenous race affectionately called “Mankind” depend on it <>
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