"Test" of a Hostile Republican Alien Insurgent

<> The Face of an Earthling? <>

In an effort to avert catastrophic consequences for our tumultuous yet extremely fertile planet Earth, I believe the time is now to publish the definitive manual on how to uncover the true identity of an associate, employer, neighbor, friend, acquaintance, or even blood relative. Included within this extensively researched, comprehensive manual, is the following fact finding and verification material. Is the individual in question a legitimate, bona fide member of the human species? A valid, gene-certified messenger of good will toward man? Or cretonous deviant from another world? It’s a psychological “Alien Test” to accurately identify and confirm a loving family member or elected public servant. Or, if the brief quiz is failed, expose him or her as an unwelcome alien intruder secretly embedded within the threads of terrestrial worldly fabric here on Earth presumably with the explicit intent to infiltrate our integrated tribes and ultimately cause severe, irreparable damage to our social habitat and systematically corrupt the adopted political structure.



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In previously published installments right here at “Paranormal Political Files“, we’ve already begun to explore the realistic possibility that a small hostile alien contingent lurks both underground and in plain sight among genuine human beings, and we as concerned patriotic Americans, are in the process of methodically investigating the growing body of scientific evidence which supports the distinct possibility this band of biological or robotic scouts have illegally acquired legitimate seats in congress through advanced mind and body DNA manipulation, the equivalent of a severe, involuntary compromise of our unique physiology. So now, to abate further damage, it’s time to endow all humans who are concerned about protecting our habitable planet with the tools necessary to unearth and prosecute this foreign born strain of malicious extra-terrestrial menaces. The following quick “values” guide, which is a critical component found within the multi-faceted manual, will ensure irrefutable accuracy when applying the “Test” to determine whether or not the subject under examination is indeed who he or she claims to be, a peaceful, productive, benign member of the human race, or if this questionable person is indeed a subversive, malignant, outer-space spawned impostor with violent combative tendencies aimed directly at mankind. To uncover the truth from a psychological standpoint, include and apply the following group of essential questions during your overall examination and evaluation to determine hidden, underlying values of the “Testee” - The following batch of eleven was extracted directly from a much larger pool of reliable tale telling queries - "Identify the aliens and understand the urgency of developing an effective defense" - Let’s begin.


1 <> Does the suspect ridicule the unfortunate economic situation of a person who is currently underprivileged or in a financially strained circumstance?

2 <> Does the suspect favor unobstructed, nationalized, and subsidized affordable health care for all Americans regardless of financial situation?

3 <> Does the suspect masquerade as a genuine Christian yet conveniently ignores vitally important segments and passages contained within bible parchment?

4 <> Most experts agree Labor Unions provide a “Buffer” or critically important layer of protection for the common worker against managers/owners that could otherwise arbitrarily issue unjustified orders or directives which could adversely affect employees. Does your suspect support Labor Unions?

5 <> Does your suspect understand the fact that the 2cnd Amendment to the United States Constitution DOES NOT give all Americans the right to own a firearm unless and until certain conditions are met?

6 <> Does your suspect have the uncontrollable tendency to lie or embellish to the point of ridiculousness or obscurity when asked meaningful, substantive questions?

7 <> Does your suspect understand that the actions of the “Real” tea party in the 1700’s were executed to affirm tax collection with the existence of representation from a congressperson or senator and not to abolish taxes as the irrational, mis-guided, and ill-advised tea party of the 2000’s advocates.

8 <> Does your suspect understand the concept of the “United” States of America?

9 <> Does your suspect understand this country would become insolvent and fail shortly thereafter if federal tax collection was abolished?

10 <> Does your suspect understand the fact that Representative Paul Ryan along with other cohorts such as Senator Rand Paul, Representative Eric Kantor, et al unscrupulous conservatives will indeed eliminate social security payments and medicare medical benefits for all our senior citizens if given the unchallenged chance?

11<> Does your suspect exhibit reckless, irresponsible, obliviously comatose, or even subversive tendencies toward honoring our collective debt obligations? Almost as if he/she does not even understand the importance of the fundamental concept of paying our bills on time without delay?

　

Suspect is a “Republican Alien Insurgent” - ANSWERS (Fail):

1. Yes 2. No 3. Yes 4. No 5. No 6. Yes 7. No 8. No 9. No 10. No 11.Yes



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Concurrent with test results, the murky uncertainty subsides while a clear understanding of the suspect’s true underlying values emerges - The preceding eleven questions should provide you as Earthly inquisitive “Tester“, with enough valuable data from which to begin the “alien/human” evaluation process - If the suspect fails, you as a bona fide American citizen have the inherent right and obligation to challenge this individual and his/her malicious intent to the maximum extent of the law. As a deputized officer authorized by our constitution, always exercise caution when approached by the suspect and watch this alien intruder with the utmost vigilance to ensure you provide a protective layer of security while you observe from a safe distance, report your findings, and hopefully are successful in averting the execution of a sinister scheme perpetrated on fellow human beings by this foreign insurgent. The majority of rational citizens would agree, our founding fathers would be appalled while closely monitoring the conservative right, the obliviously absurd tea party, and their shocking anti-union attempts at sabotaging the very core of the United States of America and her people. Always remember, your country, your family, your life savings, your well being and safety, your health, and of course, our only habitable planet is at stake. All true Americans urge you to accept the responsibility of “caretaker” just like our brave ancestors did in the 1700’s while defeating massive foreign armies from across the Atlantic that invaded our land for purely capitalistic purposes, and proceed with the utmost care, professionalism, and steadfastness to impede progress of the unwelcome “Alien Contingent” and its ability to arbitrarily tamper with society while you strive mightily to preserve the integrity and survivability of our fragile human species. Work diligently to become more sensitive, tuned in, and aware of your personal surroundings, political legislative consequences, and financial situation, all of which are intertwined with your way of life and seek to understand how all are negatively affected by this non-human conservative insurgency, then act accordingly within the law, media, or internet channels to protect your family, fortune, home, and of course, mankind’s future.

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